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Philip J. Fried

@PhilipFried

once dubbed ‘THE lesbian vampire wlw sex goonette’ • she/her • spider boobs

Joined November 2021
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all these cia / rent due ass tweets that election mustve fucked shit deeeeeeeply
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Asked my man why his nails were glossy & look what he responded
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auntie here. bored, tired, and yearning
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grace@gracefishloveNov 6
Fool me once Ok love you Fool me twice Ok love you
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the drinks already tasting like an uber home
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Mel@FistofTheGreen21h
"No no i no Sith i Dark Jedi papi. its not de same its not de same. i no Sith, i no Sith." They try to flow walk that shit off. Darkside usage and lightsaber just like mine "no no papi nunca Sith"
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lxlia@lxlyuhNov 6
my favorite sex position is the one where we intertwine souls for all eternity
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WAKE UP! YOU NEVER LOOK SO GLUM
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have i posted this already?
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arda@ardalamarrNov 6
“1 like isn’t a lot” imagine 1 apology message from your ex breaking no contact
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short blind causw youre makin me sick
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MAYALOUGE 🔻☭@mayalouge909Nov 6
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The way the penis enters the vagina is almost sexual in nature
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hey i miss my wife
Philip J. Fried (@PhilipFried) profile picturePhilip J. Fried@PhilipFriedOct 6
in my head im still refering to my ex as my wife
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ils 🍃@MachiavellilsNov 5
And I HATE that he said this
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fifi ትህትና@bodythievingNov 5
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the human sadiepede 2 (@hell_doe) profile picturethe human sadiepede 2@hell_doeNov 4
just interviewed a girl who brought her boyfriend and he sat in on the interview just playing on his phone. you have to laugh
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you know he mad as hell texas went blue
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TEXAS DO YO PART, ladies peep the sticker
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if im at the afters i expect the lines to be like this
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how people look at me 1month on 6mg estradiol
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victryena 💪📋@victryenaNov 3
i think queer folks should stop conflating being transgender with gender nonconformity because it clearly shapes and reinforces how the world sees us in harmful ways. we don't want to "challenge societal expectations" and "break gender norms". we want gender affirming care.
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rosabelle@rosebudlightNov 4
how it genuinely feels sometimes
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Iced Cofi@CofiColdNov 2
She's such a talented young actress. Very few adults can split their faces like that, so her doing it is shockingly impressive.
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Resident Evil (2026)
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