Hung like a horse and high as a giraffe's ass. Also, Ambassador to Saudi Labia. Also, not really Bill Clinton. *parody

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“And then we’ll replace the emptiness of my current bank account with the emptiness of everyone else’s” -Zohran
End Wokeness
@EndWokenessJan 1
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani: "We'll replace rugged individualism with collectivism"
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The DEMS (including Obama) felt RFK was perfectly credentialed when he was winning environmental lawsuits that impacted GOP donors (oil & gas), but as soon as he started beating DEM donors (Big Pharma) in court all of a sudden he was the unqualified brain-worm guy.
RFK Jr. has no medical or scientific credentials and wants to gut the National Institutes of Health. And Marjorie Taylor Greene today cheered him on in our committee. This is outrageous and shameful.
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Hey, sharks My pitch is that same exact “humane” ai device that nobody wanted… but this time it is also a vape. I’ll start the bidding at a $1B valuation.
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Replying to @GavinNewsom
If politicians were good at creating jobs Nancy Pelosi would be getting rich trading options on Congress, not the Mag 7. Politicians don’t create jobs, entrepreneurs do.
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Has anyone tried unplugging Canada & plugging it back in
50 yr old male professor--identifying as a 15 yr old girl--is not only able to swim on a all-girls club swim team, but also change and shower with the 13-15 yr old girls🤯 📹⁦@RebelNewsOnline⁩
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The path to hell is paved with intellectualism… – at Los Angeles, CA
Trying to keep track of this amazing back and forth Twitter thread between a novelist and the guy who was temporary CEO at Open AI for a hot second. It all started when CEO dude starts pontificating about redistribution of wealth...
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When you consider just how wildly incapable the media is in covering bleeding edge topics… from OpenAi to SBF… occasionally due to malfeasance, mostly due to incompetence… you realize just how priceless “X” truly is.
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The dumbest possible time to scream “free Palestine” is the day women are being raped next to dead bodies… Did you also think 9/11 was the right time to bring up your problems with American foreign policy? Miss me with your nonsense. – at Paradise, NV
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Narcissism at its core is “the shame based fear of being ordinary.” -@BreneBrown People criticizing someone else’s reading list on Twitter are outing themselves at record scale.
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NAME GHISLAINE’S CLIENTS
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BREAKING NEWS: People who pretend they can’t tell the difference between being able to speak freely about your political/religious/scientific/cultural views, versus publishing a public letter talking smack about your boss are the most exhausting people on earth.
Is anyone else confused about why a "free speech absolutist" would fire employees for speaking out?
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Zelensky 3:16 “I need ammunition, not a ride.”
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Newt Gingrich's head looks like a freezer bag full of mashed potatoes and old cat turds.
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shout out to the greatest thread of all time 🙌 cc @PimpBillClinton
Me and Hill-Dawg just ate 40 dollars worth of Sonic chili dogs and are running red lights on the way to go take a dump on Kavanaugh's lawn. Feel free to join us.
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How many wheelchair ramps winterfell got this nigga Bran everywhere
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Bill So Hard retweeted
My boy @PimpBillClinton is at it again.
A thief in Pennsylvania stole more than $20,000 worth of @VictoriasSecret panties insder.co/2UMrUnB
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Bless this thread
Feeling like I need to get outta the house this weekend...
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It's almost like the United States has no President - we are a rudderless ship heading for a major disaster. Good luck everyone!
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