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Cristina

@PinkValkyrie

A Canadian transplant living in Htown (She/Her/Hers) #WantItAll

 Houston, TX
Joined March 2009
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My nephew, Rory, has been diagnosed with Leukemia. Unfortunately my sister-in-law lost her job days before we found out his diagnosis. They could really use some help as they navigate this temporary new normal. Any help would be greatly appreciated 🩷 #FuckCancer gofund.me/9d7b1573d
Donate to Support for Rory’s Leukemia Journey, organized by Lynn Paul

Donate to Support for Rory’s Leukemia Journey, organized by Lynn Paul

On May 7, 2026, my daughter-in-law was laid off from her job, and just a few days later… Lynn Paul needs your support for Support for Rory’s Leukemia Journey

gofundme.com
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I'm the quiet one in the group chat. I've read everything.

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This fucking game
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Me watching this Michigan game:
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Scored the Gold Hello Kitty on my first @BurgerKing meal! 🤩 so excited! #HK #BK #HelloKitty #BurgerKing 🩷
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Being a Texans fan continues to be one of my dumber choices in life
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Every motherfucking time, Texas. JFC.
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@HaterReportOct 3
Bro was so fired up he KICKED his own quarterback in the NUTS 😭😭
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ِ@leonarchiiveSep 28
September 29, 1998 28 years ago today, leon arrived in raccoon city for his first day at the RPD, and his life was never the same again
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@asr7cSep 28
not my house but i know my way around
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Ugh what a loss for Michigan!
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NFL preseason: “Rest the starters. Someone might get turf toe.” NBA preseason: “We need to manage their loads.” MLB spring training: “I got a paper cut. Put me on the 10-day IL.” NHL preseason: “Let’s fucking kill each other.”
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🎉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOUSTON! 🎂🤘 On August 30, 1836, the city of Houston was founded, and 190 years later, there’s still no place quite like it. ❤️ From our rich history to the people, places, and possibilities shaping what’s next, here’s to 190 years of Houston and the many more to come! 🥳🎉
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@FactAug 30
Don't fear change. You may lose something good, but you may also gain something great.
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Turning your franchise legends into the logo gotta be one of the nicest ideas I've seen a sports team pull off
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A legacy too big for one night👀
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Left a piece of my heart in Michigan today 😢 I knew dropping Maddy off at college would be hard but this was next level hard 🥺
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@Bloke_BazAug 3
“it’s been a rough-ass week” — me, in the middle of Monday
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Decades by Motionless In White is officially the Number 1 Hard Rock album in the United States, selling an equivalent 29.5K units in its first week of release.
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