
A Canadian transplant living in Htown (She/Her/Hers) #WantItAll
Houston, TX
Joined March 2009
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Cristina retweeted
September 29, 1998
28 years ago today, leon arrived in raccoon city for his first day at the RPD, and his life was never the same again
Cristina retweeted
NFL preseason: “Rest the starters. Someone might get turf toe.”
NBA preseason: “We need to manage their loads.”
MLB spring training: “I got a paper cut. Put me on the 10-day IL.”
NHL preseason: “Let’s fucking kill each other.”
Cristina retweeted
🎉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOUSTON! 🎂🤘
On August 30, 1836, the city of Houston was founded, and 190 years later, there’s still no place quite like it. ❤️
From our rich history to the people, places, and possibilities shaping what’s next, here’s to 190 years of Houston and the many more to come! 🥳🎉
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Turning your franchise legends into the logo gotta be one of the nicest ideas I've seen a sports team pull off
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Decades by Motionless In White is officially the Number 1 Hard Rock album in the United States, selling an equivalent 29.5K units in its first week of release.
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The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day.
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Literally told JP3 he could hit a lead off homer if he wanted to (@PinkValkyrie is my witness) and they tried to make it dramatic..but he made it happen 🙌🏽
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Everyone on Linkedin should be watching House of Dragons.
They keep dropping Career Gems.
In the last episode Rhaenyra blessed us with the best auto email reply, that I will be using going forward
"I am awash in dilemmas and deficiencies. Let me find my footing and I will attend to your request."
Whoever wrote that line…I know your pen was on fire.
Doing this with your best friends on both stages is something out of a Disney Channel Original Movie



































