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There is no magic dirt. Everything is downstream of culture.
You do something like this to one of my cats and I'm going to make the events of John Wick look like a 1980's after-school special.
I still can't believe I didn't get fired when I told the HR Director at my gig at that time she would be remembered like the Vichy French. She didn't get the reference.
Adam Carolla tells The Atlantic to “F*CK OFF” and “EAT SH*T” for demanding you forgive the people who tried to destroy your life over a COVID shot.
He shows their previous headlines on the screen, and it’s not pretty.
CAROLLA: “Of course all the people who wanted everyone drawn and quartered for not getting vaccinated or wearing a mask want a f*cking amnesty.”
“Suck my dick, f*ck off, Atlantic, and eat sh*t, because you guys all deserve whatever the f*ck you’re getting.”
“BUT THE MAIN THING YOU’RE GETTING IS NO ONE’S GOING TO LISTEN TO YOU EVER AGAIN.”
THE ATLANTIC THEN:
“The Anti-Vaccine Right Brought Human Sacrifice to America”
“Unvaccinated People Need to Bear the Burden”
“Vaccine Refusers Don’t Get to Dictate Terms Anymore”
“Some Americans No Longer Believe in the Common Good”
THE ATLANTIC, YEARS LATER:
“Let’s Declare a Pandemic Amnesty”
“We need to forgive one another for what we did and said when we were in the dark about COVID.”
First of all, forgiveness comes AFTER you apologize.
Your headline should be “We’re sorry. We acted like monsters.” Not “we were in the dark about COVID” and didn’t know any better.
You didn’t know any better because you CENSORED people like us.
Screw off Atlantic. No Amnesty.
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They froze at Valley Forge. They bled at Normandy. All to keep you free.
Now it's your turn.
Get in the car. Drive to a poll. Stand in line.
There will be no bullets flying at your head.
(Well, I can't promise that if you're in Chicago.)
Start a group text right NOW. Hold each other accountable
Demand selfies as proof
YOU CAN DO IT!
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Good morning! We’ve added **10** more distinct American businesses:
🇺🇸 Cultivated Laser (@CultLaser) – South Louisiana husband-and-wife team crafting morale patches, engraved mags, and custom goods, emphasizing American enterprise and family independence.
🇺🇸 Rock Wall Bibles (@RockWallBibles) – Ozark, Missouri Christian family hand-binding heirloom leather Bibles, emphasizing faith, worship at home, and American craftsmanship.
🇺🇸 Five Star Alterations (@5StarAlts) – Texas one-man workshop handcrafting wool-blend cloaks and ponchos, emphasizing self-reliance and American-made outdoor gear.
🇺🇸 Polder’s Old World Market (@polderfamily) – Virginia Christian family farmers hand-carving heirloom wooden spoons and utensils, emphasizing faith, stewardship, and American craftsmanship.
🇺🇸 Homestead Brand (@HomesteadBrand) – Deer Park, Washington friends handcrafting leather belts, wallets, and bags from American-tanned hides, emphasizing faith, honest work, and American leathercraft.
🇺🇸 Salt Baked Laserworks (@badbake_offgrid) – Midcoast Maine former lobsterman and off-grid homesteader crafting laser-cut suncatchers, plant signs, and wooden goods, emphasizing American craftsmanship and self-reliance.
🇺🇸 Flying Monk Leather (@flyingmonk_lg) – American South Catholic husband and father handcrafting bespoke leather belts, wallets, and straps, emphasizing faith, family, and traditional methods.
🇺🇸 Oakroot Forge (@OakrootForge) – East Tennessee Christian blacksmith crafting forged crosses, knives, and home goods, emphasizing traditional skills and American handiwork for generations.
🇺🇸 Front Porch Leather Co. (@FrontPorchGoods) – Alabama craftsman Patrick Dixon handcrafting rifle stock covers and leather goods, emphasizing American craftsmanship, honest pricing, and personal attention.
🇺🇸 Catholic Woodsman (@catholic_woods) – Catholic father of five and Navy veteran handcrafting paracord rosaries and cross keychains, emphasizing faith, family, and outdoor practicality.
This brings the current total to **149** showcased locally-run, family-owned, American businesses.
Show these companies some love and keep on sending recommendations in the replies. 🦅🇺🇸
Good morning! We’ve added **10** more distinct American businesses:
🇺🇸 Nighthawk Custom (@NighthawkCustom) – Berryville, AR American firearms artisans hand-building premium custom 1911 pistols, rifles, and shotguns, emphasizing patriotic craftsmanship and USA-made traditions.
🇺🇸 Faxon Firearms (@Faxon_Firearms) – Greater Cincinnati, OH family-owned manufacturers crafting precision rifle barrels, AR uppers, and firearms parts, emphasizing American machining heritage and 100% USA-made quality.
🇺🇸 Henry Repeating Arms (@HenryRifles) – USA patriotic firearms pioneers crafting iconic lever-action rifles, shotguns, and revolvers, emphasizing American pride and heritage preservation.
🇺🇸 Diamondback Firearms (@DBFirearms) – Cocoa, FL American-owned manufacturers crafting AR-style rifles, pistols, and tactical gear, emphasizing patriotic law enforcement support and USA-made excellence.
🇺🇸 Hi-Point Firearms (@HiPointFirearms) – Mansfield, OH family-owned manufacturer crafting affordable USA-made handguns, carbines, and suppressors, emphasizing Midwest heritage and patriotic self-defense.
🇺🇸 Red Rose Creative House (@redrose_anna) – Asheville, NC Christian nature photographer crafting heirloom fine art prints, cards, and bookmarks, emphasizing freedom-loving American spirit and zero-AI authenticity.
🇺🇸 Nourishing Family Farm (@JRcowfarmer) – USA reformed agrarian family producing raw milk, heritage wheat, and sustainable dairy, emphasizing Christian faith and multi-generational stewardship.
🇺🇸 Winnowing Fan (@winnowingfan) – USA devout family-run artisans crafting patriotic and Christian tees, journals, mugs, and notepads, emphasizing wholesome American values and spiritual traditions.
🇺🇸 Elkhorn Products (@ElkhornPro) – Oregon veteran-led innovators engineering Freon-free Hydrovaporization™ cooling systems, emphasizing patriotic grit and 100% USA-made technology.
🇺🇸 Hybrid Human Co. (@HybridHumanCo) – USA community-driven artisans blending ceremonial cacao and premium coffee, emphasizing natural purity and American wellness traditions.
This brings the current total to **139** showcased locally-run, family-owned, American businesses.
Show these companies some love and keep on sending recommendations in the replies. 🦅🇺🇸
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There was once a shepherd who found a wolf caught in a snare at the edge of his pasture.
The wolf begged to be freed.
“I was hungry,” it said. “That is all. Spare me, and I will remember your mercy!”
The shepherd cut the rope.
The next night, three lambs were gone.
Again the shepherd found the wolf. Again it pleaded. Again the shepherd convinced himself that mercy was proof of his goodness.
By winter, half the flock was dead.
An old farmer finally asked him, “Why do you keep freeing it?”
The shepherd answered, “Because I refuse to become cruel.”
The farmer looked at the empty field and said, “Then understand what you have done. You were not merciful to the wolf. You were cruel to everything that trusted you to keep them safe.”
That’s the lesson.
Mercy without judgment isn’t virtue. When someone openly intends to destroy what has been entrusted to you, endless forgiveness doesn’t make you righteous. It makes everyone behind you pay for your vanity.
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Oh, I don't know, maybe he did it because you're running on a platform of "let's take all of Elon Musk's stuff and throw him in the gulag"?
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NEWSFLASH: Dominion CTO Eric Coomer’s libel case against me for saying Dominion’s equipment rigs elections was just thrown out by the judge on summary judgment. Trial was supposed to start next Wednesday, but the judge read our evidence and realized I was correct. No libel.
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On Saturday I told you Austin was outvoting West Texas. The gap got WIDER. Travis County: 27.0% of voters have voted. Ector: 12.9%. Midland: 18.6%. Andrews: 14.9%. Winkler: 5.0%. Permian Basin, you've got until Friday. Fix it. We can't afford to surrender to a single Marxist.
The fact that we aren't discussing how awesome Titanfall 3 is right now is a freaking crime against humanity @EA
For that matter, why not Battlefield: Titanfall?
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Bro...did Steve Hilton really walk down Fentanyl Alley with a camera crew and no security? What a savage
Contrast this with people today who call for infanticide to be legal because "feelings".
If someone asks you how much a single baby's life is worth to the United States Air Force, tell them about the night an American fighter squadron scrambled a supersonic interceptor for a five-month-old boy.
On December 23, 1986, five-month-old Andrew Baumann was dying of heart failure in California after his parents had already lost his baby sister to the same condition.
Near midnight in Fargo, North Dakota, a donor heart finally became available, but the civilian medical jet broke down on the freezing tarmac with the four-hour survival window ticking away.
Civilian doctors could not ride in a fighter jet without ejection-seat training and high-altitude pressure suits.
Sixteen minutes after a desperate 2:00 a.m. phone call to the North Dakota Air National Guard, First Lieutenant Robert Becklund climbed up the ladder of a McDonnell Douglas F-4D Phantom II.
He strapped a red-and-white plastic cooler holding the tiny heart directly into the back ejection seat.
At 3:06 a.m. on Christmas Eve, Becklund blasted off alone into the dark winter sky and pushed his twin-engine fighter close to six hundred miles per hour across fifteen hundred miles.
He touched down at Moffett Naval Air Station at 4:43 a.m.
Even after seven and a half hours outside a body, that tiny heart beat strong inside Andrew's chest, and the boy grew up to graduate college and get married.
A superpower is measured by how fast its deadliest machines fly to save its smallest citizen.
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The greatest crime-prevention story in America has a catastrophic problem for television journalism: nobody's dead.
No grieving mother. No bloodstained sidewalk. No candlelight vigil. No heartbreaking photographs of a young woman whose life was stolen.
Absolutely fucking terrible television.
America's homicide rate reportedly fell 18% from 2024 to 2025. Carrie Lukas estimates that broader policy changes spared approximately 5,000 lives. Meanwhile, Trump's immigration crackdown is removing dangerous criminals from American communities.
But how the hell do you make a gripping investigative special about a woman who walked home safely?
There's no crime scene to photograph. No devastated family to interview. No memorial slideshow accompanied by mournful piano music. Some poor television producer would have to explain that the victim is currently making dinner, watching Netflix, and completely unaware she might have been tomorrow's headline.
What a journalistic nightmare.
Fortunately, ICE arrests provide much better material.
During Operation Rotten Apple, federal agents arrested more than 2,000 illegal aliens in New York, including individuals with convictions for murder, kidnapping, rape, and drug trafficking.
And suddenly the media has something to work with!
Controversy! Outrage! Emotional interviews! Politicians furiously denouncing federal enforcement!
The convicted murderer becomes an immigration controversy. The deportation becomes a humanitarian crisis. The sanctuary politician becomes a courageous defender of compassion.
Meanwhile, the potential victims remain inconveniently alive, making them spectacularly useless to the evening news.
Nobody can calculate precisely how many future crimes those arrests prevented. But removing dangerous offenders eliminates opportunities for them to create more victims.
Apparently, that accomplishment lacks the necessary production value.
And therein lies the magnificent, grotesque absurdity of modern political journalism:
An immigration arrest can become a national tragedy before the evening broadcast, while the murder it may have prevented doesn't even qualify for the news ticker.
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