@PlankReturns

hello dears

Joined April 2026
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You really are kind of blind to how much more public spaces favor dogs over children until you have children and then it becomes appalling. It’s like getting a pair of those sunglasses in “They Live” and then becoming actually aware of the world you’ve always lived in.
Cartoons Hate Her!
@CartoonsHateHerOct 24
A friend of mine shared an absolutely insane story with me. Her child was bitten at an outdoor cafe by a nearby dog. BLOOD was present. The owner of the dog told her to get over it and accused the child of bothering the dog. WORSE YET... (read on)
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2 weeks away from home… but now I am back.. and let’s just say… there’s nothing like beer from the land of sky blue waters
Plank
@PlankReturnsOct 11
Let’s just say it was a lovely day for a stroll…. Through the land of sky blue waters
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Nominating Mario for the Glue Guy of the Month Award
¹⁰@HoodiGarlandOct 24
Mario Hezonja on waiving off Donovan Mitchell: “I told him you’re not supposed to bring the ball up under pressure. I waived JT out to go 1-on-1 against my mismatch. I spoke to James and Donovan, there’s 5 of us on the court and you need to read those mismatch situations.”
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Everyone is celebrating this as some victory as if it isn’t already baked into the owner/cleaner/renter ecosystem that has matured over the last 15 years. Here’s what will happen: >>you won’t have to clean up after yourself >>cleaners will increase their rates on the owners because they “have to do more work now” >>owners will raise their rental prices to cover the higher cleaning rates >>you will pay more Sounds good. Doesn’t matter. It’s just PR. The invisible hand of the free market will slap your shit smoov off either way.
Dexerto
@DexertoOct 21
Airbnb is banning hosts from requiring guests to wash dishes, do laundry, or complete other "unreasonable" chores Hosts who violate the policy could face warnings, flagged listings, and reduced visibility
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Literally none of this matters. Stay in a hotel if you want service. Stay in an Airbnb if you want a private common space/utility (living room, kitchen, back yard, etc.) for your large group. Just do what makes more sense. Free market. Don’t care.
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I see my good friend Petra has made his way to New Jersey.
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I’m afraid the toddler has learned the phrase “we are Charlie Kirk”
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Let’s just say. Women have to go to schools to become RNs. But some of us? Like me? I was just born one.
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I personally love this technology. I get to have a cool black guy as a friend without having to deal with all the other stuff that comes with associating with a black guy.
Ragavan Thurairatnam
@RagavanThurairOct 23
We made the first AI model you can have a realistic conversation with that was trained entirely on speech! Dessa is a full-duplex speech-to-speech model that you can run on consumer GPUs. This is a GPT3 moment for speech.
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these bitches love sosa
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uber drivers are addicted to being 6 minutes away
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I have this friend. Let’s just say. His name is Lee. You see. His wife left him. Every day, he spends his precious life poring over details about stocks that are beaten up and ignored because they remind him so much of his ex-wife. I feel for him. But I do not condone any of it.
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ow ow ow owOWWWWww
rue🌿
@RuesavatarOct 22
Nearly infuriate the internet time of year again. 🥰
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Stop what you’re doing and watch this video with your volume turned up
G-PA
@IndianaGPAOct 22
You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a baby with no teeth, no job, and no idea who Barbara Ann is absolutely losing their mind to “Ba ba ba, ba Barbara Ann!” by The Beach Boys! 😂🎶
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Using the php vulnerabilities to hack into my fantasy football leagues and make my teams not suck donkey cock
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I have a good friend. Let’s just say. His name is Harvey. He looks a lot like the fellow on the right. Except with way more wigger energy.
bellicose_bestie@BellicoseBestieOct 22
me n who?
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GOLD IS DEAD 💀 A startup just announced it’s found a way to manufacture gold at scale. All they need is 735 gigawatt-scale fusion power plants and 6.1x the world’s estimated mercury-198 resources, to produce 1 year of normal Gold mining supply. It’s so over.
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Let’s just say. I don’t care.
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What the hell do you mean women are tattooing freckles on their faces. What the fuck is even that. Don’t you toy with me.
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The real Noriega, he owe me a hundred favors
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