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🎷🦭 Ponsuke 🎷🦭

@PonsukeTheSilly

I love seals ♥️🦭

Joined November 2024
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It was not suddenly bred, It will not swiftly abate, Through the chill years ahead, When Time shall count from the date That the Nerpa began to hate
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this is still a mess :(((
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🎵 When I queef real hard it's a natural disaster Tornado winds on the weather forecast-uh Pussy so powerful it almost caused a tragedy Hide your pets, and your wife, and your family 🎵
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getting too many matches on tinder i cant keep up. im being swarmed by the hottest of men. everyone wants a piece of this hung 6'3 sealboy chud. i can't keep living like this...
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one away
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🎷🦭 Ponsuke 🎷🦭 (@PonsukeTheSilly) profile picture🎷🦭 Ponsuke 🎷🦭@PonsukeTheSillyNov 6
Replying to @PonsukeTheSilly
adding "Cruel," "Strict," and "Top" to my profile btw
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itd be so satisfying to pressure wash india off the face of the earth
Telgraft (@telqraft) profile pictureTelgraft
@telqraftNov 12
Hindistan'da bir genç, kamusal alandaki kirden geçilmeyen çeşmeyi temizledi.
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This is what the DSM-5 says btw
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Reddit Lies (@reddit_lies) profile pictureReddit Lies
@reddit_liesNov 12
Only 54% of the original cohort responded to this survey btw.
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Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKNov 12
🚨 NEW: The Government is set to ban 16-24 year olds from claiming PIP and the health element of Universal Credit after a review into unemployment They will instead receive a new "youth allowance" paid at the standard rate of Universal Credit
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thinkin philosphosically ❤️🦭
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Not all can be wolves; some must be sheep. A world of wolves fights more than it eats. The Golden Rule is slave morality, yet it is the foundation society cannot do without.
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🎷🦭 Ponsuke 🎷🦭 retweeted
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Nicholas@NorfHistNov 9
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as i have been saying
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🐱 (@LegHvmper) profile picture🐱@LegHvmperNov 7
Nurse harrow uninterested gloved handjob
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the guy that drew the original wojak is likely the most influential artist of all time. i wonder how he feels now
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choosing to interpret that name in the most racist way possible ⚡⚡
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yeah this makes sense
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scarlett🪾 (@hollowandholy) profile picturescarlett🪾
@hollowandholyNov 7
did this test and was apparently not that into the men, so they decided to call me a lesbian.
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🎷🦭 Ponsuke 🎷🦭 retweeted
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☀️AliquisNovus☀️
@PalmyrParNov 7
Revolt Against The Modern World
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@redactionNov 7
In Tasmania there is a seal called "Neil the Seal" who periodically comes on to land and starts destroying public infrastructure for no reason at all He has caused upwards of $25,000 in damages by destroying various signs and fences
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The attached image is AI-generated and does not show real events, as authorities use padded poles and boards (not forklifts) to move Neil. Property damage from signs/fences has been minor (~$1,300 materials in one visit) amid higher management costs. pulsetasmania.com.au/news/neil-the-… pulsetasmania.com.au/news/neil-the-… abc.net.au/news/2026-07-3…
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I say and do this
Niko loves seals ♡🦭 (@Niko_love_seals) profile pictureNiko loves seals ♡🦭@Niko_love_sealsNov 6
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ow ow ow ow AAAAAAAAAAA ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
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going back on my 2:5:2 diet (200g rice, 500g chicken, and 2L Pepsi Max per day)
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i must subconsciously associate this seal with pepsi max or something lmfao
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still insane to me that i lost 22kg (49lbs) in 6 months just by drinking Pepsi Max every day
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idk if Statlocker really thought about how tags would be used
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adding "Cruel," "Strict," and "Top" to my profile btw
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