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Port-Harcourt
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I'm currently at the salon and what I just heard disgusted me.
This girl getting her hair braided just told her friend on the phone that she’s meeting a guy who booked her for the night and since she’s on her period, she’s just going to insert cotton wool to block the flow.
Cotton wool is not sterile, it sheds fibers inside, and is a massive risk for Toxic Shock Syndrome (TSS) and severe infections. We need better reproductive health awareness!
How am I only just finding out people actually do this? The lack of health education is scary.
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It's been hell of a day😩
No energy at all to come on here.
I need to refresh and come back strong. It's not been easy combining medical school and this consistency thing. I bow at this moment.
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To whom it may concern, please I beg you in the name of God, do not underrate unverified accounts on this app. Those people have money.
One unverified account just asked for my details, because he has been seeing what I've been doing on this app.
When I got the alert, I was shocked. This man was still telling me to "help him manage it." Manage keh. Haaaa.
Sir, I know you'll see this, thank you for causing earthquake in my account. May you continue to be blessed. I'm honored.🙏🙏
This has just given me the push to do more. Time to triple my work rate on this app.
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If women aren’t supposed to marry two or more husbands at a time, why does the word POLYANDRY exist? 😆
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I was dating a lady who told me she didn't believe in sex before marriage.
She said that if I couldn't wait until our wedding night, we should break up.
I accepted. At least, I was happy that I found a virgin and not someone who followed men up and down. To be honest, I never seen her with any man.
One day, I bought her favourite snacks and decided to pay her a surprise visit.
When I got there, I saw a pair of women's slippers at her doorstep. I knocked, but nobody responded.
I opened the door and went straight to her room. Lo and behold, she was doing it with another woman.
I was so shocked. I ran out of her room and never answered her calls again.
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There’s this girl I approached a few months ago, and she turned me down.
Last week I was at my friend’s wedding sitting with another girl, just gisting and laughing, when she walked past our table.
I noticed she was looking at us and started acting dramatic, so I made it look like the girl I was with was my girlfriend and that we were in a good relationship.
I gave her a stylish look and she immediately looked away.
The next day she messaged me on WhatsApp saying I’ve forgotten her.
In my mind I was like, “Forgotten you how? I approached you and you said no — should I have kept chasing you?”
I understand her though… she’s just jealous of the girl she saw me with at the wedding.
She’s been disturbing me since that day.
The funny part is, the girl she saw me with isn’t even my girlfriend.
One part of my mind is telling me to just accept her so I can enjoy that big bumbum 😅
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My flatmate is selling her used Elepaq 4.5KVA generator for ₦280k because she is relocating to the US.
I offered her ₦240k, but she refused.
She created an advert on Facebook for the generator, so I used my other Facebook account to message her.
Me: “Hey, serious buyer here. Let me pay ₦200k.”
Her: “No, the last price I can sell it for is ₦250k.”
Me: “If you agree to ₦220k, we can meet today.”
About 30 minutes later, she sent me her address and phone number.
I contacted a very close colleague, sent him the money, and he came, inspected the generator, paid her, and left with it.
Later, I asked my roommate, “Babe, how much did you eventually sell the generator for?”
She replied, “₦270k. The guy was begging me, and I could see he was very serious about buying it.”
Me: “Oh, okay.”
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No matter how innocent you look, once you are pregnant we all know what you did.
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I knew I'll leave this country one way or the other, please who knows the fastest route to Libya?
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You carry your heaven baby for bike, bike develop fault for road. Lexus pull up, heaven baby enter say make you meet her for una destination. Such is life!!
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My neighbour planted this yam in a bag filled with sand in May this year. He harvested it this morning and it's this big😳
This yam will cost nothing less than 5k in the market
