Medical Doctor - Anaesthesia and ICU | Ketameanie/Propofool | Funnier than you | Only accepting DMs from sunscreen-wearers
Going Through It
Joined August 2011
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In the next 24 hours, I will be undergoing a bilateral salpingectomy (surgical removal of my Fallopian tubes) for the sole purpose of permanent sterilisation.
I'm 25. I'm unmarried. I've never been pregnant. I never want children.
I'm so happy to have fought for this choice.
A little known fact about Coldplay's "Fix You" is that it's actually about Diwali.
Lights will guide you home etc etc.
Between 30 and 31 I left a toxic relationship, found friends who would go to war for me, spent so much time doing arts and craft, got my dream job and moved into an apartment I love.
I still do not have a headboard, so don't DM me.
My friend texted me to say he ran into my ex who went to confession every time he cheated on me and his hair looks terrible happy early birthday to meeee
Moving as an adult has had me say things like:
"I had a really specific vision for the bin."
And then go on a several hours long journey to find the bin.
I love moving apartments because it shows off both my strengths(1) and weaknesses(2).
Namely:
1. Hamstrings
2. Commitment
The last thing a patient said to me this week before she went under anaesthesia was "Oh my word, you smell so nice." and I'm going to get that engraved on my urn.
Saw a really tall man taking his tiny dog on a walk and I think I finally understand the attraction some women experience when they see men interact with babies
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Apparently the correct response to "You seem like a shadow of your former self" isn't "OMG skinny legend"
I love that winter is over but why does it need to be so hot that I feel like I need to take my boobs off and store them in a safe place to feel comfortable again
My mom broke up with my dad for two years after they got engaged and today is their 32 year wedding anniversary.
Quitters never win, winners never quit, etc etc
One time my dad texted me to tell me that there was a bomb threat at work, but that I shouldn't be alarmed.
The follow up text was that, due to funding issues and the bomb sniffing dog retiring, the bomb squad was three men in bulletproof vests physically looking for bombs.
