@averpee

that’s me by the meatballs #canucks

 secret third carolina
Joined August 2015
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the Vancouver Canucks have threatened to play hockey in front of me this evening
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leila@bleueleila5h
I don’t know about the Bond boy but I sure as hell know who must be the Bond girl
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Patrick Doran@lunch_enjoyer6 Dec 2022
when your uncle pulls up to the bbq and his leitmotif starts playing
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jake@wormpuller12h
Cutting my family off cause I won McDonalds monopoly
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Sylvia Plath's Food Diary@whatsylviaateOct 23
We went down to the bar where I consumed three cokes. 10/23/50
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Saw (2004)
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CHRI$@bamfartgera7h
Fist fighting the love of my life at Walmart
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ace(ggot)@mockucentury14h
"we're lucky that nathan fielder doesn't use his powers for evil"
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SPOOKY HuneeBruh@HuneeBruh17h
uncontested genius in the replies
pawelfx@pawelfxkulkid22h
This has to be the most misgendered character in all of fiction right
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The same friend has replied to my texts with this a few times this week and yeah maybe I should take it to heart
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vi ✬@petterssonbear13h
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#TheNHLIsOutOfGoalies
Edmonton Oilers
@EdmontonOilers18h
The #Oilers have placed goaltender Devon Levi on injured reserve (IR). Goaltender Matt Tomkins has been recalled from the @Condors under emergency conditions.
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Shut it all down…people are laughing at humorous things
jack of all trade@notjacktwist21h
they should offer two types of screenings for You Can See Everything: one for normal people and one for people who want to performatively laugh at everything that’s humorous or awkward
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#needdat #notthephone
Holly - I like tech
@AnxiousHollyOct 23
they got the duo LOCKED DOWN 😭
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I don’t like the way that you are all speaking about Quirk Chunguses in a general sense. You can be both Beautiful and Chungus
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Look at the Material.
squeaky fromme the block@averpee28 Aug 2024
first documented case of Quirk Chungus in women
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squeaky fromme the block@averpeeMar 14
I fw timmy chalamet bc I know he’s hitting that spotify private session to listen to showtunes on the low. Sometimes a quirk chungus becomes clouted as an adult and it’s hard to reconcile publicly. Solidarity
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Acervo Greg Freeman@fearfvn19h
I get so american off that water
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Already depressed as fuck and a Modest Mouse song came on
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ijbol adjani@onbeinganangel18h
when you cool with everybody
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Remède / Ethan 💒 #camietwt@LOSERPHILIAOct 23
#IHaveAVagina
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