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Mr. Kaplan

@PriestessNy

special needs girl in a nice skin suit

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Joined July 2026
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paty@theylovepatyy10h
Je le redis ici , les filles vous devez twerker , whiner , danser chanter devant vos miroirs c'est important !!!!
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Bee 🐝@Bee1120x216h
No lies 👀
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soosoorandom@soosoorandom6h
Money buys a lot of extremely underrated things. Convenience. Time. Options. Privacy. Distance from nonsense.
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sk@onlyskp17h
I'm balancing feral tendercies and intellectual pursuits
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Caleb
@CalebSolNov 10
If modern news is so fake, imagine how bad history is
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Image from SouthernMess💋 (@KissMySthrnSass)
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Suicide prevention or at least harm reduction
brothel. (@brothelmusic) profile picturebrothel.@brothelmusic22h
Suppressing your creativity will kill you.
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brothel.@brothelmusic22h
Suppressing your creativity will kill you.
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Sahra
@sahra_bn10h
this video has found you cause the universe wanted you to know that you too can be a chill and loving presence with clear, strong boundaries. it is not a contradiction.
MEJE ✪ (@callmeMEJE) profile pictureMEJE ✪
@callmeMEJE20h
🐵 "DON'T TOUCH MY BABY" 🐵 "Oh, let me help you with those things"
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“I wouldn’t be seduced by a spy” you were seduced by the Sephora Savings Event
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Aka you can't win so do what's best for you
ִֶָ (@ysuckgurl) profile pictureִֶָ@ysuckgurl6h
You can give someone a hundred chances and still be the villain in their story when you finally walk away.
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Pro tip: keep a running list of all the stuff you wanna do, I don't care how absurd. When things naturally fall out of your life on the healing journey, it creates a vaccuum that needs to be filled. If you're not careful, that can be toxic habits. If intentional, your dreams
This Mess is Blessed. (@psychonegraut) profile pictureThis Mess is Blessed.@psychonegraut12h
Me, thinking about what I want to do with all this space created for me by the Universe removing shit out my life
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Get in loser, we're not getting got by seasonal depression this year
Vaishnavi Roy (@VaishnaviR80278) profile pictureVaishnavi Roy@VaishnaviR802789h
I took my B12, magnesium, Vitamin D, Iron and Omega 3 today, you cant hurt this chemically balanced woman anymore.
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Vaishnavi Roy@VaishnaviR802789h
I took my B12, magnesium, Vitamin D, Iron and Omega 3 today, you cant hurt this chemically balanced woman anymore.
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🫧∞@soulfullyso21h
I refuse to normalize toxicity in MY life. 🤺 Idc how rampant it runs in this world.
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Ask yourself: if he were a woman, would he be a pickmesha? Then move accordingly
ndisene nerves 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 (@vqobs1) profile picturendisene nerves 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩@vqobs111h
you’ll get a little less upset about men’s actions once you realise that most men are incredibly insecure and have very bad self-esteem and that your job is not to save them from themselves.
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Replying to @EmiMelker
We need feminism because our value is still being measured by access to resources through men
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If your husband is going to let power and wealth corrupt him, no amount of plastic surgery is going to stop that
Nadia (@thegenesisbl0ck) profile pictureNadia
@thegenesisbl0ckNov 10
If your husband reaches a certain level of wealth or status, you need to start looking after yourself more. Get the boobs done, get the facelift (if older than 35), and wear the mini skirt to his office unannounced. A man’s morality is tested under power, but there’s nothing birthday sex on a random Tuesday can’t fix.
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If you are rebuilding yourself after 30 with no direction, borrow the Chinese order of doing things: 1. Clean your space first
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Here's some hopecore for you
SARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) (@COVID19_disease) profile pictureSARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19)
@COVID19_diseaseNov 10
🚨 GOOD NEWS: Bleached corals recovered within seven weeks after touching healthy clones in a Stanford lab study, with researchers saying bleached corals are not a lost cause
Image from SARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) (@COVID19_disease)
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