@PrisonCookies

If you can't find a clit in my header you'll never find one in its natural habitat. Published Urban Dictionary Author.

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Joined November 2017
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I want to do hot girl shit but I can’t stop eating fat girl shit.
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@anerdonfire225 Feb 2018
When its all falling apart, I'll be the one looting the bookstores.
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WittySassBasket™@WittySassBasket14 Apr 2018
Sit down, no one's ever called you Maurice.
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WittySassBasket™@WittySassBasket8 Dec 2022
vanilla loaf is my stripper name
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WittySassBasket™@WittySassBasket5 Sep 2022
I scream at rom coms like a football commentator
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WittySassBasket™@WittySassBasket7 Nov 2022
what's the best makeup to conceal my overall exhaustion and empty soul
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WittySassBasket™@WittySassBasket19 Aug 2022
I just want to be healthy enough to run for my life
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Shade 5 🎬@Shader7010 Oct 2018
The last thing I put in my wife's mouth was wedding cake.
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Shade 5 🎬@Shader7026 May 2017
Was going to blow all my Kohl's Cash on some new manties but they tended to ride up a bit.
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Shade 5 🎬@Shader7011 Dec 2017
Was that a blow job or a shark attack?
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Tony@tsm56028 Aug 2014
Wow, look at that! Isn't it beautiful? Let's destroy it.* *people
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Tony@tsm56022 Feb 2017
When you lose the ability to laugh at yourself you become so much funnier to everyone else.
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Ghostface Kryllah@kryzazzy12 Nov 2017
Shoes made of courage to help you walk the fuck away.
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Tony@tsm5606 Jul 2019
You should be resting, bitch face
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Tony@tsm5604 Aug 2019
*getting a blow job* Did you cum yet baby?
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Ghostface Kryllah@kryzazzy14 Jan 2020
Hey girl, don’t ever let anyone treat you like you’re the free breadsticks, you’re cheesy garlic bread, act like it.
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Tony@tsm5607 Mar 2021
Reality is my escape from twitter
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Tony@tsm5608 Apr 2021
We laugh at your stupid eyebrows so much
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