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Find yourself someone who makes your bad days good and your good days better.
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Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.
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Reverse cowgirl, so I don’t need to share my snacks with your dad.
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I got fired from porn acting job for saying things like “No, I have a headache,” “No, I’m too tired” and “Fine, just hurry.”
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Stacey
@skittle62412 Jul 2025
~Mutes all political tweets. ~On Twitter by myself.
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Darla
@ddsmidt18 Feb 2024
Life was so much better before my eyebrows turned into high maintenance little bitches
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I just want you to know what I want without me having to tell you what I want.
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Eating is a cure for sadness. Everybody knows that.
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Use your time wisely, take a nap.
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We're now in a space where the USA is more closely aligned with Russia than Canada Kanye is a Nazi, mid faced Onlyfans girls make more than pediatric surgeons, and Elon runs a Doge department of government Yeaaaaah, it'll be fine
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Husband: Do you want anything? Me: Could you breathe less? Husband: I meant for dinner.
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Sorry, I kicked you in the nuts, but to be fair, you did ask me what’s for dinner. Husband: …
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(During sex) No, no… Leave the Davey Crocket raccoon hat on.
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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s ALL that happens in small towns.
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No one ever tells you how often as an adult you find yourself in a huge rush to get somewhere you don’t even want to go
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Garlic bread goes with everything … even cereal
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Sunrise so pretty it takes your breath away
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Stacey
@skittle62423 Sep 2024
You can mess with me, but don’t even think about messing with my George Foreman machine.
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X🇨🇦@FFmaxhyde25 Sep 2024
Love really fucking does last forever but the fucking complexities of the lives we create will have some people choosing their fucking comfort zone
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I’m not sure anymore if I drink coffee because I like it or because the demon inside me requires it
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