@PrivacyAttorney

Say BOOM! and then read my name out loud. No legal advice here, just vibes. Opinions my own, not that of my employer.

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There’s too many goshdang multiverses and metaverses now. Back in my day, we just had one universe that everyone talked about. And frankly, we didn’t even know anything about it
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Django Gold@django8 Nov 2024
I know things are looking pretty rough right now, but I'm hoping that this helps :)
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But he’ll try. The fascist playbook is that when *you* cause pain to poor/working-class whites and the middle class, you first blame foreigners. Then racial and ethnic minorities. And Jews. Then dissidents. Then women. MAGA will run through *all* of us before it gets to *him*.
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I've seen enough.
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I love the idea that America developed a weather-controlling superweapon and the only thing they use it for is just to fuck over Florida specifically twice a year
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carmeb@therealcbrad27 Sep 2024
I hope this email kills us both
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david@davidefinitely15 Sep 2024
the swifties wasted no time
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Reminder that according to the new SCOTUS ruling, as long as it’s an official act this is 100% legal.
Greg Price
@greg_price1110 Sep 2024
Biden: "Tomorrow, I'm doing 9/11" 😂
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Why does Trump have microbangs
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If only there was a way to learn a restaurant’s opening hours and menu when standing outside it
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Kamala addresses the fact that some people don’t like her laugh. The message is quite beautiful.
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Kamala Harris could end up certifying her own election
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Replying to @PeterTwinklage
Biden will be her VP?
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Kamala’s VP pick is gonna emit unprecedented levels of white straight maleness. Like you don’t even understand, he will be radioactively caucasian. the human equivalent of salmon shorts smeared with mayonnaise. he’s gonna say shit like “golly gee willikers. this is how we win.
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manny
@mannyfidel18 Jul 2024
omg the trump assassination suspect only chose trump over biden because trump was closer. this mf would have shot grimace if he had an event nearby
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Nothing in the rulebook says my dog can't run for president
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Zelensky must hate this stupid country so bad. He’s been at the center of eight of the 10 stupidest things to happen here over the last decade and a blown election here might mean the end of his nation
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The Democratic Party is ACTUALLY GRAPPLING with the question of whether it possible to exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you AND simultaneously be unburdened by what has been. Like... how did she know?????
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Dan Amira@DanAmira9 Jul 2024
I have no idea if replacing Biden will work but it is increasingly clear that not replacing Biden will not work
Dave Wasserman
@Redistrict9 Jul 2024
NEW: @CookPolitical is shifting six Electoral College ratings towards Republicans. AZ: Toss Up to Lean R GA: Toss Up to Lean R MN: Likely D to Lean D #NE02: Likely D to Lean D NH: Likely D to Lean D NV: Toss Up to Lean R Full analysis by @amyewalter: cookpolitical.com/analysis/n…

Six States Move Toward Trump in Electoral College Ratings | Cook Political Report

As of July 9, the Democratic Party is living in a state of suspended animation. Despite growing calls from many in his party to leave the contest, President Joe Biden has made clear he has no...

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Dan Amira@DanAmira9 Jul 2024
I don’t even know what to say
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