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Br.i.an

@Prof_BrianCocks

Parody in the name and face of Science http://t.co/IMRIh9fc9D

 probably on a glacier.
Joined November 2010
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Had the rare honour of watching NASA engineers put the moon in position last night.
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Scientist: £8 billion later and the Large Hadron Kaleidoscope is finally ready. Journalist: Don't you mean 'collider'? S: Oh crap!
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Shocking images of how meth has ruined a young girl in just 2 years. #justsayno
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Singer starts impromptu Erasure singalong on Tube platform. Respect. (Literally.) huff.to/1AhMIPU
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I've got a laser pointer. Coolest dog ever.
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@Prof_BrianCocks 126 GeV/c^2 is not very much chocolate, I want more!
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For #worldbookday i'm going to work as Grey from '50 Shades'. My assistant is in for a rough day.
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If you look east in the sky above the UK you can clearly see construction of China's Death Star.
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Advertisers and urban planners embrace UK paedo culture. (Image via @Ted09)
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@Prof_BrianCocks scissors
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@Prof_BrianCocks Extrapolation of 'y', where 'y' = cable, plus subtraction of 'x', where 'x' = knots. That should do it.
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I've checked with historians and they've confirmed there isn't a decade in history that wants *your* look back!
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I don't mind creation stories presented as mythology, but to suggest there is any debate that Earth is 4.54 billion years old is pure shit
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@Prof_BrianCocks it would make a really fast scalectrics track.
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After days of hangovers let's all be calm with our fellow man. After all, we are all God's semen, or stardust. Whatever!
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@Prof_BrianCocks Do you know I've written a book about your life? It's due out on Monday - amzn.to/LwPKbT - I think you'll like it.
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Good morning. Let's take on today with a winning attitude
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If you only see one billboard in need of a proofreader today, make it this one.
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This one time, at Space Camp...
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When TIME is hungry, it goes back four seconds. @Prof_BrianCocks #science
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