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Vulcan

@ProtagNotFound

Will me, thrill me, you can never kill me ; All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us | MVRP | i: pialorenart

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Joined August 2026
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||temp pinned Valjean "Vulcan" Ohka, gangster-turned-vigilante/terrorist. War orphan who turned to petty crime to survive, and eventually found a cause worth fighting for. Lots of violence and discussion of the worst kinds of criminals ahead. Verses in threads below.
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[ Flipping through a newspaper like an old man. ] ... [ Leaning in. ] They de-criminalized WHAT in Paldea?
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Man. I gotta start [record scratch]ing more people.
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Stole 1000 Beedrills just to let them loose in the Indigo League. You can't stop all of them, Lance.
dude (@tradboiwife) profile picturedude@tradboiwifeSep 6
1000 penis stealing bees have been sent to your location
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Coward.
chloe casanova (@psychlo_) profile picturechloe casanova@psychlo_Sep 5
“wanna grab coffee?” no i wanna GRAB an officers service weapon but that’s not happening either
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I'm already dead in every lifetime but mine, any other version of me is a phantom.
kelsey (@sexytwerp) profile picturekelsey@sexytwerpSep 3
if you see your doppelgänger youre supposed to kill them btw
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... Guess they hand tools of war to just any kid these days. Not as dangerous in hands like those, anyhow.
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Fightin' types... I do use plenty of them. But I'm no martial artist. Perfection of the body, surpassing your limitations, the spirit of a "hero"... Ain't got that. Not here to win fair 'n square, I'm here to do what I gotta.
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Reports usually do report the aftermath of my work as "a horror movie".
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House Of Horrors (@HouseOfHorrorCo) profile pictureHouse Of Horrors
@HouseOfHorrorCo18 Nov 2024
What would your role be in a horror film? 🔪😱
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Type of shit I'm using to tear through blue helmets' body armor.
TAOFLEDERMAUS (@taofledermaus) profile pictureTAOFLEDERMAUS@taofledermausMay 6
You Make It - We Mach It "WhatchamaCOLLET"
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Please stop using Bullet Seed on Swarm cameras. You're not helping anybody. Solar Beam is far more effective.
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... Sorry about your Kartana, Lee. [ Flashback to Houndoom's Inferno doing 1200% of Kartana's health and instantly turning it to ashes. ]
january (@J9NUARY) profile picturejanuary@J9NUARYSep 1
gives me a chance to post my favourite pokemon tweet of all time
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[ @PASTXPRINCE ]
Arkeologen (@Arkieologen) profile pictureArkeologen@ArkieologenAug 31
don't flirt with me, my idea of love is far too possessive and unhealthy for anyone stable
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's long as you can still find the limb, getting it back on and working is easy. My leg got blown off once, but Neo fused all the nerves back together and it's good as new.
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[ Learned English entirely through 90s rock music and common loan words. Has never even attempted to hide his incredibly thick accent. This is smoothed over for the sake of readers. ]
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Sounds good. G'night.
Mis Mejores Deseos (@Bestlntent) profile pictureMis Mejores Deseos@BestlntentAug 31
Hey, it's the least I can do, isn't it? [His cue to leave Vulcan be, considering his own issues with smoke.] I'll leave him a plate anyway, but it's yours to take if he doesn't eat it. I'm gonna turn in now, if that's alright?
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Cheers. [ Vulcan finishes his plate and relights his snubbed cig, standing up. ] Thanks for the food, kid. Don't worry about our third, he's probably filling up at a pub. Or not. Don't really care.
Mis Mejores Deseos (@Bestlntent) profile pictureMis Mejores Deseos@BestlntentAug 31
Replying to @Bestlntent
The direct backfire of it still haunts him as he thinks about what was lost in the Zero Lab when they met. More than anything, he was glad Vulcan was there that day to give him the reality check, as well as save his life.] So, cheers to that?
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I was a pretty young kid when everything started. Never really got to know the world my parents grew up in before it was gone. Maybe if I'd done things differently. . . [ Ketsuban moves toward the plate, snout distorting into a goopy maw before devouring the food.]
Mis Mejores Deseos (@Bestlntent) profile pictureMis Mejores Deseos@BestlntentAug 31
Replying to @Bestlntent
Seeing history just so carelessly tossed away like that without considering the wider repercussions irks me. Can't imagine what living it was like. Sorry you had to, Mr Vulcan.
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No use whinging over what could have been. Most people will happily roll over and let themselves be walked on. It's the whole system that needs to change, not just one region.
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Cinnabar... [ He frowns, and the blue furball in his coat pops out it's head. ] That's one I can't blame on Johto. Not directly, anyway. The whole area was destabilized by the Mewtwo Project. Only took some light shockwaves from the situation in Hoenn to shift the ocean floor.
Mis Mejores Deseos (@Bestlntent) profile pictureMis Mejores Deseos@BestlntentAug 31
Geez... at least they didn't reach everywhere, right? I mean, I guess you'd know more than me but places like Lavender Town and Cinna— well, Cinnabar before the eruption? Anyway, those are still relatively historical right? That's gotta count for something, I think.
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Lavender, though. That tower was as sacred to us as the ones in Ecruteak. A place to honor the dead so their souls may reach the beyond. We used to have other temples and shrines too, that all got torn down and replaced with "modern amenities".
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It's the same way empires strip their colonies of resources while leaving their own reserves pristine. Johto destroyed half of Kanto to begin with during the war, then profited off the reconstruction. Sure, it gave some folks jobs... But it was ultimately to benefit themselves.
Mis Mejores Deseos (@Bestlntent) profile pictureMis Mejores Deseos@BestlntentAug 31
Replying to @Bestlntent
I was always under the impression that it was Kantonians who wanted to advance with technology and that Johtonians were like... country pumpkins in comparison over there. You're telling me they forced everyone else to adapt so they could stay as they were?
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All the heavy industry pollutes our rivers, tears down our forests, and replaces our historical sites so they can import it for cheap and keep their lands pristine. The Rocket Gang were brutes and scoundrels, but we wanted to keep our country as it was.
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