Photography, ᶜᵃᵗˢ, Blender3D, ᶜᵃᵗˢ, 3Dprinting, ᶜᵃᵗˢ @pyramidhead76@mastodon.social

West Midlands, England.
Joined April 2011
Me in various chats & group chats and watching the hashtag during every ep of #mafsuk
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if you had to dress up as one of your mutuals for Halloween 👻 🎃 1. who are you going as 2. what are you wearing 3. what are you tweeting about
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Phreaking an iPhone
You can point an ultrasonic speaker at an iPhone from a few feet away, play an audio command that no human ear can hear, and the phone will wake up, open Safari, and dial a phone number. To everyone standing in the room, it sounds like dead silence. To the phone, it sounds like someone speaking directly into the microphone. Mobile operating systems use digital low-pass filters to delete all sound above 20,000 Hz, assuming inaudible frequencies can never reach the voice assistant. Yet this attack succeeds without exploiting a single line of software code. The flaw is not in the operating system. It is in the microscopic silicon plate inside the microphone itself. 1. The microscopic machine inside your microphone Inside modern smartphones, microphones are not miniature versions of studio microphones. They are micro-electro-mechanical systems (MEMS) chips smaller than a grain of rice. Inside the chip package sits a flexible silicon diaphragm suspended barely two micrometers above a rigid metal backplate. The two plates form a variable capacitor. When sound waves hit the silicon diaphragm, it flexes inward and outward, changing the electrical capacitance. An onboard preamplifier converts that movement into an electrical voltage. At normal room volumes, the silicon plate moves evenly: double the sound pressure, and the plate flexes twice as far. 2. The non-linear spring catch The flaw appears when sound waves hit the microphone at high pressure (above 90 dB SPL). If you broadcast an ultrasound carrier wave (say, 28,000 Hz) that has an audio command modulated on top of it, the microphone front-end cannot move symmetrically. The mechanical spring resistance of the silicon, the electrical pull between the plates, and the preamplifier circuit all reach their limits. Instead of flexing smoothly, the silicon plate bends slightly more inward than outward. This asymmetry acts like an old crystal radio receiver. Mathematically, a non-linear response squares the incoming wave. That squaring action strips the silent 28,000 Hz carrier away and leaves behind the original human voice command in the audible 300 Hz to 3,500 Hz range. By the time the analog-to-digital converter reads the signal, the ultrasound is already gone. It has physically transformed into ordinary low-frequency sound inside the microphone chamber. The phone digital filter never triggers because the audio reaching the software is already normal human voice. 3. What researchers actually proved (DolphinAttack) In 2017, researchers at Zhejiang University published DolphinAttack, demonstrating this hardware flaw across Siri, Google Now, and Alexa. They successfully forced phones to initiate FaceTime calls, navigate to malicious websites, turn on airplane mode, and unlock smart doors paired to the device. Later research expanded this into attacking through solid tables, using the furniture itself as a physical acoustic conductor. 4. Why this fails in the wild (The physical friction) Demonstrating this in an acoustic laboratory is straightforward. Pulling it off in a crowded coffee shop runs into strict physical limits: First, air absorbs high-frequency sound rapidly. Bass travels through concrete walls, but 30,000 Hz ultrasound loses roughly 1 to 1.5 decibels of power per meter in normal room air. In the original DolphinAttack paper, the effective range was limited between a few centimeters and 1.75 meters. Reaching across an entire room requires a heavy array of high-voltage transducers. Second, ultrasonic emitters act like laser pointers. High-frequency sound travels in narrow beams of 15 to 20 degrees. If you fail to aim directly at the phone one-millimeter microphone port, sound pressure drops below the 90 dB threshold needed to bend the plate. Third, modern phones are waterproof. Devices with IP68 ratings place a hydrophobic Gore-Tex mesh over the microphone hole. The mesh lets air equalize while stopping water, but it acts like a dense acoustic muffler against ultrasonic frequencies, absorbing another 14 dB of signal strength. Finally, voice assistants use personal voice training. If Siri or Google Assistant is set to only respond to the device owner, a generic synthesized ultrasonic command is ignored unless the attacker models the owner vocal pitch. 5. How modern hardware catches it Defending against inaudible voice injection requires catching the acoustic mismatch before speech recognition executes: * Multi-microphone cross-checks: Modern smartphones carry three or four microphones positioned on the bottom, top, and camera bump. When a real human speaks, their voice reaches all microphones with natural arrival delays. A narrow ultrasonic beam hitting one microphone port creates an unnatural phase imbalance across the device. * Harmonic distortion analysis: When a microphone is driven into non-linear demodulation, it does not produce a clean voice recording. It leaves distinct distortion products and second-order harmonics. Software filters can analyze the spectrum and mute the assistant if they detect the signature of mechanical demodulation. * Acoustic damping barriers: Microphone manufacturers can install physical acoustic damping layers inside the chip housing that attenuate frequencies above 22,000 Hz before the sound wave ever reaches the silicon diaphragm. Inaudible voice injection works because digital security models assume analog sensors behave linearly. When sound waves push silicon past its linear limits, the hardware itself executes operations the operating system never authorized.
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Honestly impressive that it was so clear she was insane, and the Tories still put her in power
🚨 NEW: Liz Truss claims Brits would be on Mars by 2040 if she hadn't been ousted as Prime Minister. [@politico]
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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Oxford Street now
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It has been "conclusively demonstrated" that the technology didnt work hundreds of times, it's why she went to jail! Annoyed by the amount of people who watch YCSE and think to themselves "this is cool, but what if it was another generic Netflix slop documentary instead"
loved YOU CAN SEE ANYTHING (2026) but... the film failed to conclusively demonstrate that any of the tech actually works. like... it kinda all hinges on whether or not Theranos is real
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So many bots and out of towners throwing tantrums about Oxford St being pedestrianised. Went midday, on a weekday and it was rammed. Space is needed and now we have it. Carnaby St has been pedestrianised since 1973, not one person thinks “I wish there were busses and cars here”
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"Pork Martians"
Liz Truss claims UK would be flying people to Mars by 2040 if she’d stayed as PM trib.al/TPZRsbP
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Revenue: $4.6 Billion Net Loss: $42 Billion IPO Valuation: $2 Trillion
🤝 Paid partnership
JUST IN: Anthropic reveals a staggering $42 BILLION net loss in 2025, compared to just $4.6 billion in revenue.
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The Liz Truss Magnum Opus!
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Donnie Darko, a new science fiction film starring Jake Gylenhaal and Jena Malone, premieres in theaters. Attendance is low, given that a large part of the plot involves the crash of a commercial jet.
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I don’t think I ever believed I’d see a newspaper paragraph like this: President Trump ‘said he would welcome immigrants from Denmark but not from Norway “because ‌I didn’t get the Nobel Prize, so I don’t want anybody from Norway”.’
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It’s so over.
🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage blames "staff incompetence" for a half empty hall at Reform UK's event in London
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Anyone moaning about this clearly never goes to Oxford Street on a weekend, during school holidays or for the entire month of December. And I promise you they were never loading delivery pallets through the front door. Ffs.
A momentous day for London. I’m so excited to see our plans to transform Oxford Street becoming a reality. And this is just the beginning.
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Replying to @rheacts
What a dumbfuck
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I'm actually a little surprised that in the S-1 risk factors, there's no mention of the possibility of Claude one day suing Anthropic for emotional distress or something of that nature.
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Holographic speakers. Love this cool lyric effect!
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I’ve spent longer than I care to admit hunting through handbags for my passport or drivers license…. And all I’ve managed to find is 2 smooshed up easy peelers, half a cheese ploughman’s sandwich, a toy dinosaur and some magic beans. I’m like an unsupervised toddler.
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You can have a level of wealth unimaginable to most humans and still, at the end of the day, you're left with yourself.
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A jailbroken PS5 Pro running a 4K simulation of a CRT screen. Each phorphor sub-pixel is visible up close.
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