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BREAKING: Foreign teenager deported. Britain brought back up from its knees. Britain great once again. More to follow. #yashika
It may be April Fools Day, but this is no joke. Our own SU plans to break us apart. This is how. keumars.wordpress.com/2014/0… #lovestudentmedia
BREAKING: "QMSU Easter Bunny implicated in 17 murders" qmessenger.co.uk/2014/04/qms… (via @keumars) #QMEggHunt
RT @SkyNews "Ebola outbreak in Guinea becomes an "unprecedented epidemic" Liberia confirms 1st cases-news.sky.com/story/1234837/e…" Ha April Fools!
RT @Independent "Graphic photos of Pistorius' bathroom reveal scene of Reeva's murder independent.co.uk/news/world…" Ha April Fools!
RT @arusbridger "Video explaining 3 stage plan to switch to RH driving in Scotland post-independence theguardian.com/uk-news/vide…" Ha April Fools!
Metallica 'pop up' in light of 'dying metal'. Former metal band release experimental new sound. qmessenger.co.uk/2014/03/met… (via @GeorgiaConlon)
Day 2. The mood is tense. Hunters are emerging from their slumbers in the wake of the fallout from yesterday. Nobody is safe. #QMEggHunt
Congratulations to @alihowarth for becoming QMessenger Editor Elect 2014/15! If you cut Satire we will find you, and we will kill you.
Fuck the #QMEggHunt. Massive cash reward for the Easter Monster's decapitated head on a pike.
#QMEGGHUNT LATEST: Students are now forming 'wolf packs' in the hope they can sniff out the egg tokens quicker. Clashes imminent.
'A little party never killed nobody' The aftermath of this year's St Paddy's Day celebrations qmessenger.co.uk/2014/03/a-l… (via @kaishanicole512)
#QMEGGHUNT LATEST: Reports that a band of goons stormed infusion. They toppled over the news stand. But picked it up. More to follow.
This week: Graduate options, #occupymediaroom, new QM Pagan Soc protest, EDL, latest from the NHS, and a disgustingly soppy goodbye message.
Congratulations @rachelmelissab you are our 100th follower! To claim your prize please give us your bank account number, sort code, and pin.
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The final issue of the year is coming out tomorrow. The powers what be rejected our front page sugstn, but we have a x2-page spread instead.
'Student Council solves Israel-Palestine conflict' Breakthrough finally reached at last night's #QMAMM qmessenger.co.uk/2014/03/qms… (via @Keumars)