@QuotesSimpson

Tweeting quotes from the best seasons, run by a fan, for fans. (Run by @GummiVenusDMilo)

Joined June 2012
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A caller at this hour? You dial 9-1 then when I say so, dial 1 again.
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Nick Farley@farlesbarkley625 Feb 2022
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.@QuotesSimpson Did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of spirograph and the rise in gang activity? Think about it.
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Now I have four children. You will be called Stitchface.
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"Come for the freak, stay for the food."
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John V.@greendarmok25 Jan 2021
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"That's where an idea is subtly implanted in your head without you even knowing it." "Oh, Lisa, that's a load of rich creamery butter."
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"Do you have any bad habits?" "No, I'm practically perfect in every way." "Well so am I."
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Robert Espie@mrrobespie23 May 2020
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Hey, I heard we're goin' to Ape Island. Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wished we were going to Candy Apple Island. Candy Apple Island? What do they got there? Apes. But they're not so big.
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One of the best lines ever Oh, hello, Mater! Um, sorry about pulling the plug on you and all, who could have known you'd pull through and live for another five decades? Oh, is my face red!
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ATL@blade3194 Feb 2020
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These men don鈥檛 know their asses from the hole in the ground they accidentally blew yesterday!
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Current mood.
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Ross@nrs13523 Dec 2019
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Skinner: Did you get that one, Bart? Bart: Hell no. Skinner: Good.
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"I've planned a far greater reward for you. When I pass on, you shall be buried alive with me!" "Oh... goody." @QuotesSimpson
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Melissa@MelBert900022 Apr 2017
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Homer: I got a problem. Once you stop this car, I'm going to hug you & kiss you & then I'll never be able to let you go. @Zerkzies
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"And look at this: the only books we have are ones that were banned by other schools!" @QuotesSimpson
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"Look at me! I'm the Prime Minister of Ireland!" @QuotesSimpson
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Tim@TimDdnb9 Feb 2017
"You were right to be suspicious, Edna." #SimpsonQuotes
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