Like inflation, a Parody

95% LVR 15x Income
Joined September 2014
The inferior welfare loaders and renters of Western Sydney cheer the first take off of a Jetstar flight from Western Sydney airport
Its taken off! Historic day for Western Sydney International Airport, Western Sydney and Australia ✈️ #WSI #Jetstar
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Compared to this time last year when Sydney auction clearance rates were hovering around the 465% mark, today the Auction clearance rates are now in negative territory. This weekend at minus 36%
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Property investors that sold their portfolio a month before the budget came out and now earning interest on their cash
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It’s all downhill from here. Might just head to the Golden Sheaf
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At our next interest rate meeting we will be considering a 50bps hike as oil prices are increasing the cost of childcare
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They’re waiting for negative gearing to be brought back so they can leverage it 15x to buy Western Sydney real estate
JUST IN: Berkshire Hathaway now has $365 billion in cash, enough to buy 472 of the 500 companies in the S&P 500.
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My fellow Australians. It is with great sadness to report Sydney house prices is about to reach an annual fall of 10%. We are entering our darkest moment.
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One of my team members did an interview for the next episode of 60 minutes. I hope the ALP are watching.
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Bring back negative gearing. Cowards did this. Sydney house prices fell more today than all the falls since Turnbull was Prime Minister combined
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We are preparing the nation for interest rate hikes as it’s only the RBA that can reduce the price of global oil. The world is depending on us
#RBA will be hiking in November. 👀
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Jim Chalmers making his entrance to a taxpayer funded event with a crowd of union members and welfare cheats after crushing the economy
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When a Point Piper property owner comes to her stretch studio.
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We will need to raise the interest rate on Melbourne Cup day as our solution to stop the war and bring oil prices down.
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My fellow Australians. It’s with deep regret to inform you the the Gold Coast property market has fallen
My mate just bought an apartment in Goldie Seller Chinese, bought in Feb for $2.2m and trying to sell at $1.65m Agent knows my friend and told him he needs to sell My mate offered $1.2m SOLD !!! 3 bedder, beach front, 170sqm, parking $100k pa net income from Hotel letting Incredible deals for those looking👀
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These fellow highly paid Australian public servants after a hard days work trying to figure out how to tax people more.
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Just giving a heads up what we will be doing on Melbourne Cup day
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Deeply concerning when you see a property in Clovelly with no parking and a hills hoist in the backyard only sell for $5.2m. We must bring back negative gearing.
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There’s just one more policy/rule that the government will likely add and as a parody account I can’t wait for that moment
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