Too old to die young...

LL19
Joined October 2020
Fuck me Utd are proper shite. Beyond shite, in fact. In fact, shite doesn't even come close.
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Fuck me, where does Licha want his statue? #mufc
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
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At least I don't have to watch that bunch of useless, lazy cunts again for three weeks. #mufc
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You have to say that Utd are rotten from top to bottom.
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Lacey kissing the badge is a clear "fuck you" to #Gabriel and his cunt of a Dad...
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Love @thecourteeners and God Bless The Band is awesome. But no 'The Opener' come on, lads. FFS!
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Paul, Rianne & the band will be appearing and performing live on @SundayBrunchC4 on @Channel4 from 10am tomorrow morning! channel4.com/programmes/sund…
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Hello! Absolutely everyone needs to get on @theguestlistmcr new album ASAP. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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He's got a fuckin phone in his hand that's connected to the Internet.
I am being held in SHU, the highest level of security which exists. No commissary. No visits. No contact with the outside world. My neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night.
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No Kobbie, the F.A. say he's injured. Bollocks, he's told Tuchel to fuck off and rightly so.
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You’ve got Mainoo on the bench as an unused sub but you’re complaining about not being able to keep the ball 🤡
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All the pundits saying Argentina were so good. Bollocks! They were dead and buried at 1-0 down. Tuchel handed them the initiative with his changes.
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On my way, Clacton.
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EXCL: The £5m gift to Nigel Farage by a cryptocurrency billionaire was reported to the National Crime Agency by bankers who were concerned it may have been laundered money - another big scoop by our @Annaisaac theguardian.com/politics/202…
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Come on #Clacton, you know what to do. You have the chance to do the most hilarious thing that could ever happen to the car crash that is British politics. 🤞
🚨 BREAKING: Labour says it won't stand against Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election As it stands, only Count Binface will run against Farage
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Rather than a General Election, I think I'd favour a full investigation into Nigel Farage's finances.
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Not another fuckin opening ceremony...
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Should be settling in to watch #cymru, right now. 🫪
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Opening ceremonies should be banned. Just start the fuckin game...
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