I love smashing things: the patriarchy, potatoes, jammers that think they can sneak by on the inside line... R.I.P.unzel #70ft Hellions of Troy :)
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How is chicken broth made? “Broth is made from simmered meats” alternately a stock involves bones also.
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My points on this matter are as follows:
Tea, by definition, is “a beverage produced by steeping in freshly boiled water”
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Yes yes a handshake from Paul is great, But PRUE. @PrueLeith is not only a baking legend, but also a FASHION ICON and all around treasure. Can I get a little commotion for Prue?!
#GreatBritishBakeOff #BakeOff
I am ALMOST POSITIVE that @lovegwendoline is an actual goddess. Like from literally any of the #mythology. The amount of cinematic, interview, and red carped based evidence is pretty conclusive.
#GwendolineChristie
“But is it really a thirst trap if you said you were thirsty and I just got you a glass of water? Sounds to me like I’m just a good listener” - a thing one of my students said in class today.
#ShitMyStudentsSay
“If you wanna tone and lose weight you should…”
Me: no no no, there seems to be some confusion. I’m not at the gym to get skinny, I’m here to be able to fight god and win.
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I’m really gonna need my phone to stop autocorrecting Lolol to polio…I promise, that is NEVER my reaction to any situation
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I’m gonna say it, Theo is the Alicent of The Rings of Power @LOTRonPrime #iykyn #LoTR #RingsofPower #HouseOfTheDragonHBO
After today’s chiropractor appointment, it is clear that my body is being held together by sheer willpower and various cheeses. #snapcracklepop #CrackMeLikeAGlowStick
Me: being gay is not the only part of my identity
@kill3esi : WHAT?! You have a life a diverse personality traits?! I thought that you just always sat in the dark and were gay and that’s it.
#ASatireIn2Parts
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At the end of the day I’m just Gollum with a skincare routine
#LoTR #MaybeShesBornWithIt #MaybeItsAnxiety
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Honestly, nothing pisses off somebody’s dad like having their Ford F-1bla bbl bla passed by my lil Prius. #SirThisWasNotAChallenge #ImJustTryingToLive #ARaceThatOnlyMatteredToHim
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I was reading an article on my phone and just attempted to “turn the volume up” on the voice in my head using the buttons on my phone. Y’all, when I tell you it’s been a long week.