Aspiring Dr Doofenshmirtz Impersonator

ALT harley diamond: "my neighbor was complaining they were short on money. i went over there and found a ton of savings for them. first, i sold both of their cars for them, i fired the babysitter who watches their children after school, and i cancelled the fire insurance on their home. i saved that family thousands of dollars! despite all i've done for them, they're now complaining that they can't get to work and they need their babysitter or the kids will be left unsupervised. the solutions they need are so easy; i own a car service and they can pay me to drive them to work. i also own interest in a day care down the road. i just can't understand what they're so upset about."