Ugh, can't edit. Yes now.

New episode out not. youtu.be/0h6l73xzkMk

I woke my wife up in the middle of the night to tell her that water was flooding into our garage and we needed to stop it. She looked at me and asked if I know how early it is. I said it's about dam time.

People shouldn't have kids after 25. That's too many kids.

I'm not a slot tech so I don't know how they do it. I just know they are doing it.

What's she charged with? She's an AP?

Throw back episode from 2013 youtu.be/DHRSnDi2dbE

"You feel like..." but what do your records say?

A photon checked into a hotel but had no bags. He was travelling light.

Might I recommend

If seagulls fly over a bay are they bagels?

I saw this headline today, "Man jailed for 'acting strange' at casino" Uhmmm, have they never been in a casino before? It is weirder to find people acting normal.

I knew a guy who was arrested for stealing hay. Unfortunately, he couldn’t make bale.

My family put a skeleton in our yard for Halloween today. I hid the arm bone. No one found that humerus.

I'll bite. What is a disposable card? (I'm kind of new to blackjack)

New episode. spreaker.com/episode/are-cas…

And we haven't even mentioned... "The Curse"