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Rachel

@RachelNoise

I woke up in a new Bugatti except it wasn’t new and it was a deck chair

 Texas
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Joined August 2019
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What if Ancestry DNA says I’m not that Mexican and I put jewelry on my babies for no reason.
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I only lost a few followers to the post election exodus. I can only assume it’s because I’m witty and likable and tweet like twice a month.
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undercover cops are so corny bro just be yourself
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When I dropped my rosary in the confessional and blurted, “Goddammit,” the priest snapped, “Jesus, Annie.” Then we talked about college football.
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the body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody of christ compels you
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I’m a strong independent woman, but like, against my will.
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Great food, great service at the Chef’s Table at @StateofGraceHOU. What a brilliant young chef you raised @RachelNoise.
Image from Charles Adams (@bigangrylaw)
Image from Charles Adams (@bigangrylaw)
Image from Charles Adams (@bigangrylaw)
Image from Charles Adams (@bigangrylaw)
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Yelling at babies ain’t the way Houston.
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Keeping my hospital bracelet on so I can get back in without paying again.
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Having allergies is so embarrassing. Could I have some medicine? I’m being bullied by the air.
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If what you’re bringing to my house requires you to cook it here, just don’t
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I love when men go on diets they will be like let me go for the healthy option.. the buffalo chicken quesadilla
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I’m going to buy a Christmas tree so big that people will think I must be compensating for something.
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6 year old: I saw a car today that was kind of cool but very ugly. Have you seen it? me: yeah, I’ve seen it
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If you didn’t see it last night, this is the best performance I’ve ever seen on late night TV. Take this video, edit it, share it, and let’s take this song all the way to the top!🔥
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I should be able to get a burger a 9:30 in the morning. Free country my ass.
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I’m driving a rental car for the week. Why are they always like the description in an Amber Alert? White Chevy Malibu last seen heading west…
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I don’t think I’m better than anyone else. Until I open this app.
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My Brain: HERE IS THAT NAME YOU ASKED FOR 6 HOURS AGO
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