SW USA
Joined June 2009
My wokest opinion is that human biodiversity is cool (ethnicities are basically tomes of ancient biological information extracted from eons of interactions w/ a particular biome) and that smashing everyone together into a greige worker class sludge would be a tragic loss
Reject nationalism, Embrace multiculturalism 💞
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Been laughing about this on and off all afternoon
interesting night owls comment (they're all so good, we love lil chuddy)
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FedEx ground is so ass it's hard for me to take any business seriously that still uses them
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Sent my favorite jacket in for repair and rewaxing and I've got ants in my pants waiting to get it back 😩
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I think they sent me the same style brand new jacket back. I bought it two years ago & told them I think the collar was sewed on wonky. Well it looks totally new and the collar lays right!
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Seems as though most people like chicken a lot more than I do. I get burned out on it quite easily. You know what I NEVER get tired of though? Beef.
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Using my patient portal every day to message my obstetrician and ask if she's mad at me
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The Lord wants me to tell you that He loves you.
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I still feel really guilty for being a huge chungus 11lb baby they had to cut out because MY HEAD WAS TOO BIG
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Have any of you read this?
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Cheez Its was really the first ones to put White Cheddar on the scene snackwise
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Hope I never lose my awe of childbirth. Brushing up against death to bring new life into the world. The most natural thing in the world is also the most miraculous.
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There is no skinny epidemic. America, even though it's the only home I've got and I love her, has a serious culture problem -- hardly anybody isn't an addict of some sort. Whether it's food, pornography, shopping, booze, drugs, smart phone, etc there's a thousand things.
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Love me a treehuggin son of a gun
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"I want the greatest reward but I would never ever ever take a risk" is a common sincere belief now. That is the view that's genuinely ahistoric.
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cackling
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Would you call the superintendent and light their ass up or start packing your child cold ham and cheese sandwiches?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The depicted letter is a fabrication. No school that could possible meet the criteria (mascot, zip code, two word name) exists. The closest match is Columbia Elementary, however they do not employee a Mrs. Williams. ces.columbiaschools.org/discover-our-s… This is likely a hoax, engagement bait, or farce.
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Someone is always gonna have a better lunch, a nicer car, better shoes, etc. Important lesson in life!
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I hate gold buttons on blazers/cardigans and gold hardware on bags so much it's unreal
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Lebanese woman who hates gold and chickpeas 🦄
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