Philly boy goes to Hollywood to sell his soul ... Still looking for a buyer.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2010
Who this cunt doing the bad Trump impression? – at Burbank, CA
WATCH THIS. Right now at Trump's rally in Iowa: "Thank God you're building the ballroom." "They've never given you the Nobel Peace Prize, by the way, which is a disgrace. So I came up with a new award. It's called the Man of the Century Award." 😂 MAGA is a cult.
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Terra e Mare Ristorante – Italian fine-dining experience in Studio City share.google/e0rfYvQs3KlbhUJ… – at Burbank, CA
Ok LA folks - i need to book a place for my bday dinner Friday night. Probably in the Sherman Oaks/Studio City area because im westside but ALL of my friends are valley & deep valley. It cant be insanely expensive but not cheap eats either. Must serve drinks too. Not Baccari or Firefly or Black Market. Who has suggestions?? Thank you!! I dont eat out much so I dont know places anymore.
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Dylan Baker. – at Burbank, CA
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Thanks to everybody who came out to see me and @ThatKevinSmith last night! We had a blast and you guys were AWESOME!
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ralphgarman retweeted
Please stop infantilizing Zacharia. She’s a 41 year old woman who actively vied for a job she was unqualified for, while lying for years about her resume. Treating her like a victim does her — and women — zero favors.
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ralphgarman retweeted
In fairness to her, she was terrible at it.
Katie Zacharia has been fired as White House press secretary after less than one week on the job. (nytimes.com/2026/10/16/us/po…)
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Forget the bar exam. Check to see if she's had a stroke. She can't form a sentence. – at Beverly Hills, CA
Zacharia: I moved to China where I did get a job in an international practice of a Chinese law firm. I was doing cross country border transactions and multimillion dollar shareholder agreements. Hannity: Did you ever take the bar exam a second time? Zacharia: I did not. Hannity: You consulted with many people and they advised you it was okay to call yourself a lawyer but not an attorney, correct? Zacharia: Correct. Hannity: There's a report out tonight that showed 15 social media posts where you identify yourself as an attorney. Zacharia: I think they were retweets. I corrected the record and said it's not endorsing the title. They were retweets of a title that had been given.
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ralphgarman retweeted
Well, this is embarrassing. 🎥 mamamary675
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If at all possible, please schedule all breaking news for the afternoon so Katie can be well rested. And, for God's sake, don't expect her to work after a PUMPKIN PATCH, you animals! – at Beverly Hills, CA
🤡 Katie Zacharia's first interview was also a disaster 🤡 Zacharia did a puff interview with a Pizzagate conspiracy theorist and she nonetheless had a hard time explaining the trainwreck that was her first briefing ("typically, briefs are in the afternoon"), why she failed the bar exam ("the results are somewhat inconsequential"), why she misrepresented for years that she's an actual attorney ("they said, 'you absolutely can call yourself a lawyer"), and she even shared her deep thoughts about Chinese toilets Here's a supercut:
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Holy fucking shit. What a disaster! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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ralphgarman retweeted
OMG she is brutally bad at this
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Reading is hard. – at Burbank, CA
Katie Zacharia makes Karoline Leavitt seem like Winston Churchill
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ralphgarman retweeted
Elon immediately suspended this account that showed Nick Sortor’s recorded call to the mental health facility was AI generated and is preventing community notes on the Sortor post. It’s all hands on deck trying to make the fake Talarico story stick
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Hanging out at the @galpinmotors 12th Annual Car Show! Today 9am to 2pm! Come on out! – at San Fernando, CA
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Of course, @KatieZacharia is lying, but "externment camps"?! Apparently, the goal is to make sure Trump's press secretaries are progressively dumber. 😆 – at Burbank, CA
WH Press Sec Katie Zacharia: The abortion pill has the same chemicals that they used in the extermination camps in Nazi Germany
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The claim is false. Nazi extermination camps used Zyklon B (hydrogen cyanide) or carbon monoxide. The abortion pill uses mifepristone, a progesterone receptor blocker, and misoprostol. encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/art… accessdata.fda.gov/drugsatfda_doc…
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"No other president has controlled a hurricane. I've controlled, like, 8 of them."
Trump: We’re watching the hurricane very closely. We think we have it under control. We’re watching very closely—Alabama. Reporter: What’s your message to people in the path? Trump:
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"Why does he keep lying even after the truth is so well-publicized?" Because he's mentally ill. – at Burbank, CA
Trump: "They viciously attacked the reflecting pool. Cutting it with probably box knives. Knives or box knives. Uh, boxcutters and uh, it's almost fixed now and finished."
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