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Joined June 2015
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There is always a tweet isn't there?
Making fun of an innocent man’s assassination is not “comedy”
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since this seems to be going over people's heads: this is a response to Tony Hinchcliffe, who told the same exact joke about George Floyd at the Kevin Hart roast
“I’m sure Charlie Kirk is looking up at us right now, laughing so hard he can’t breathe” Dave Chappelle makes a joke about Charlie Kirk during his show at Madison Square Garden
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hello twitter i made the NBA version of player-sorter, and it’s called Rank- Hoopers! pick your NBA team, then choose your favorite of 2 hoopers again and again until you get your full roster ranked play it here- rank-hoopers.netlify.app/
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chaque dribble tenté de Raphinha y’a un enfant brésilien qui abandonne le foot pour devenir tueur à gages
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James Gunn thought he could jack off and run the “lesser known character” gimmick all day, hit the fucking soup line kid
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We're weeks away from Luke Shaw saying this is best group he's ever seen at United under the 13th manager
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The last Pac-12 Championship ever
I remember the days when a 12-0 team and 11-1 team played in a conference championship and whoever lost missed the playoffs 💔🕊️
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berrada and wilcox must go alongside carrick. they can't be allowed to continue making decisions at this level. total reset needed
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I love Poch and I’ve talked a lot about how well he platforms attackers but there’s a clear reason why he’s target number 1 for this board
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How can you justify keeping a director of football who has now overseen the sacking of three permanent managers in three seasons, and made countless mistakes in the transfer market? Michael Carrick cannot be the only significant dismissal made over the break.
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You’re delusional if you think 30k is going to turn into 75k, at most it will be 40k - 45k
The funniest thing about billboard changing the rules is 30k albums first week about to turn into 75k but in actuality it was 75k the whole time lmao. Artists about to wonder why they sold 55k more albums and made the same amount of money 😭😂
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Ak popping champagne on stream tonight lol
Lil Baby’s ‘FRESH’ is challenging for a #1 debut on the Billboard 200 with 60K+ opening week (via @Noramusicinc) It would mark his fifth #1 album.
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Fucked up how it ended, the trash ass board hired him with a bomb strapped to his body
🚨 Manchester United intend to relieve Michael Carrick of duties. #MUFC say no final decision & nothing set in stone but work undertaken on replacements + multiple sources anticipate change before Liverpool. W/ @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7768165…
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9 days later and Shai is the only 30 PPG scorer averaging fewer than 7 free throw attempts per game
Shai no longer being a 30ppg scorer cuz he don’t bet FTs is so fucking amazing😂😂😂
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Puka hurt, season is over
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Who goes 1 through 5 in a redraft
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Trying to move methodical and calculated sitting in 18th place🤣🤣🤣
#mufc are refusing to rush into a final decision over whether to sack Michael Carrick. The United hierarchy held crisis talks today and will use the first part of the international break to reassess the situation [@TelegraphDucker]
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i don't think we're angry enough as a fanbase. we are 18th in the premier league in november. our last and only premier league win was back in august. berrada and wilcox are both smiling and pumping their fists after an equaliser. carrick is taking positives from the game. wtf???
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two ex city employees are causally destroying united and they get paid millions with no repercussions
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sorry sista got no change
Men used to have muses. Men used to be patrons of the arts. Y'all wanna "invest" in shit like bitcoin instead of tithing to beauty and that's why God doesn't talk to you anymore
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