And not a single headline reads, “Could he BE anymore dead?!”

YES GOOD

YES. Thank you!

When I say "cartoon", what's the first cartoon that comes to mind? (This is helping me make decorations for a cartoon-themed party.)

Me: “I’ve never had so much football on my timeline” Husband: “I’ve never had so much Taylor Swift on my ESPN”

When everyone is wearing Halloween costumes, no one is wearing Halloween costumes.

Loving everything about the incredible @selenagomez, Taylor’s bestie, talking about the idea of shedding labels while standing next to a giant golden snake in the latest episode of OMITB. COINCIDENCE?! I think not.

Absolutely agreed. That price could get them a lake view and a doorman. Now the question is, does living that close to Target and Dollar Tree make the price worth it? 😂😂

I just deleted a whole tweet full of ranting about gentrification in favor of just stating that I'm super bummed to see this. That's a wonderful area. People shouldn't have to pay a premium to live.

When you’ve recently swapped some household responsibilities and also asked your husband to bring you a glass of water

C UH4L2V

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

Settling is for parking spaces not significant others.

Grabbing coffee this morning, a young man was in there with his father. The dad walked up to the counter and ordered a “bagel with all the sprinkles” the barista looked at the son, who smiled and said, “an everything bagel.” What a delightfully wholesome moment.

Hello there, just a quick note that Ms. M from Marvelous Mrs Maisel season 4 is also Michel’s mother in Gilmore Girls. She is completely booked.

A Christian Harvest Festival store called Fall Things to Fall People

Ope, time for a cry

A wonderful video with so much good stuff and yet all I can think of as it wraps is,

Someone send help, I had the audacity to make myself a salmon lunch and now I am being circled by land sharks which had previously convinced me they were cats.