music 🐶 it/she/he/dj 🧵@splashSWS booking: [email protected]

Chicago, IL
Joined October 2014
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low blood pressure activities to try with your partner!
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Junebugdog ➡️ MFF retweeted
Hunter Schafer has attacked Britain’s single-sex bathroom laws during an interview in which they revealed they had undertaken gender reassignment surgery. 🔗:telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…
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this happened to me when i was going to go take a shower at FWA but the glass fell on me. ended up in the hospital getting stitches and wounds glued shut. everyone always is like how the fuck did that happen it just like exploded? now i can point them to this as an example lol
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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Junebugdog ➡️ MFF retweeted
*paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette
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not sure when this happened but my brain just decided to start calling them slices of gum instead of sticks?
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Junebugdog ➡️ MFF retweeted
Imagine being drunk in Wrigleyville when a dog offers you candy
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im gonna be so annoying if theres actually gonna be another ecco2k album
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im gonna look so good for mff yall aint ready
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holy fuck i love working out grahh
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Junebugdog ➡️ MFF retweeted
By the hand of god
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Junebugdog ➡️ MFF retweeted
O – at Hanoi, Vietnam
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this album was and still is legendary. it genuinely makes me so happy and smile every time i listen thru it (and then hey parents makes me cry at the end 😭)
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Junebugdog ➡️ MFF retweeted
happy census designated day <3
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Junebugdog ➡️ MFF retweeted
This is my 9/11
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i forgot to brush my teeth i should be shot
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Junebugdog ➡️ MFF retweeted
This and jerking off my boyfriend
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