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Catholic. Dad. Pun Enthusiast.

Tallahassee, FL
Joined December 2008
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Can't script it better than this (Via @alec_lewis, @Vikings)
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Praise God from whom all blessings flow
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Justin Jefferson reuniting with Kirk Cousins
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The Vikings defense seeing Carson Wentz run off the field after another 3 & out just 27 seconds after they forced a Bills punt
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Noles win. Gators lose. Down goes the U. It’s been a while.
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Alright, let’s wake up and get caught up on last ni…
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This concludes the 2026 midterm elections. We now join the 2028 Presidential election, already in progress.
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Hit it, Rockapella!
NewsNation: Haley Stevens casts her ballot on Election Day.
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and then there was one 👀
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"And we'll see you tomorrow night!" Kirby Puckett walked off the Braves and forced Game 7 on this day in 1991
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It's Morning In Minnesota...
🚨 BREAKING: Tad Jude just dropped the political ad of the cycle in Minnesota. You need to watch every second of this. It’s time to take our state back, Minnesota!
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This was deemed a holding penalty on Florida State’s first 4th down touchdown. Absolute disgrace to the sport. teapaw.org/TonyCMKE/status/211165…
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I bet most of you have never seen the College Football CBS intro📺
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Found the 1 square mile in Florida where it isn’t raining.
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Me rolling in to heaven after 137,000 years in purgatory.
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Minnesota beat Michigan earlier today, and this might the best postgame locker room video I've ever seen 😲😲
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Today is the final day without scheduled NFL or Division I football for two straight months. When you wake up Thursday, a stretch of 61 straight days with at least one football game await, until there is nothing on the calendar Dec. 1 or 2.
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“Create an image of what the world would look like if I were in charge (based on my tweets).”
“Create an image of what the world would look like if I were in charge (based on my tweets).”
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