i code, i write, i spend my nights tweeting netflix to add 30 rock back. currently @ toast

a halal cart in lincoln center
Joined December 2017
Godzilla Minus Zero: better than Godzilla Minus One in almost every way (especially re: thematic coherence & special fx). another classic melodrama with occasional monsters, now with bone-shaking IMAX spectacle and Ghidorah being a HUGE asshole my review: indiewire.com/criticism/movi…
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raynor retweeted
ADHD is an extremely embarrassing disorder to have. Sorry I have the condition that makes me play games instead of doing work
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big day for something people who something something. just imagine i said whatever you think is funny. im so tired of posting
Inde Navarrette is set to make her SNL hosting debut on October 31. With musical guest Gracie Abrams.
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adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭
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raynor retweeted
they dont tell u that once ur introduced to spider-man at the ripe age of 4 years old he becomes an integral part of you till you die
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Data for #SCGATLANTA #SpotlightSeries Foundations after swiss rounds - with 100% correct deck names (melee really loved naming Sultai Beans as Simic due to SB swamp lol). Took me forever today since sheets was really slow :( Will be doing matchup matrix too later! @fireshoes
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the fundamental problem Democrats have is that while the right has an entire media ecosystem built to bash Democrats the left also has an entire media ecosystem…built to bash Democrats
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raynor retweeted
the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman
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Congratulations swing voters, you sent a clear message to every politician. Given the choice between a great recession or 1 year of 6% inflation you prefer a great recession. Enjoy 10% unemployment when the next economic crisis hits.
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I think its very fair to say that Sealed is not what it used to be. In the past you would save your Doom Blade for their Shivan Dragon, board in Safe Passage for their Fireball/Overrun or Naturalize for their Mind Control and feel like you could actually make a difference.. 1/X
I'm not a great limited player. If anything, I've been willing to outwork everyone. With Play Boosters introducing more variance, my prep matters less and less. To put it bluntly, this weekend was a massacre. I'm going to be taking some time off. Some thoughts:
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It's time for America to accept that Joe Biden is the perfect candidate in today's "it's so over / we're so back" world
Biden: I don’t know what you did last night but I spent 90 minutes on a stage debating guy who has the moral of an alley cat. My guess is he set a new record for the most lies told in a single debate.
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if you look at today’s SCOTUS decisions and tell me with a straight face both parties are the same I will personally slap you
"Well, you can't just vote for neither of them!" The candidates:
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🧵I'm hard pressed to think there will ever be an Upper West Side business closure more personal to me than Han's Fruit & Vegetable Market on 93rd and Bway, which will close at the end of April. The store is part of a very short list of things when I think of home.
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#MTGCats March 1 Bracket 2 Mew (@katmuertemtg) vs Chandra (@RealRaynor)
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What I wanted to say at the #gameawards (1/16)
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This is heartbreaking. A woman in Warren, Ohio, has been charged with abuse of a corpse for trying to plunge a toilet after having a miscarriage at 22 weeks while using the restroom.
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Here we have a blighted Pizza Hut in South Burlington. A developer wants to turn it into 30 housing units, commercial space, and a bank. The local review board is saying no. Mind blowing. It’s a perfect encapsulation of this area’s counterproductive politics on development. 1/12
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I've entered to win a Chandra Nalaar Statue courtesy of @GatherersTavern and @MTGGoldfish! mtggoldfish.com/articles/gat…
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