Tweets from a ghost who died in a potato accident 300 years ago. Parody account not affiliated with the Market Place. All tweets are my own.
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BUT WHEN I GOT THERE THEY SAID THE PRINCESS WAS IN ANOTHER CASTLE, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? ANYWAY THAT'S WHEN I GOT REALLY INTO GO KARTS
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"Touching hands? Reaching out? Touching me? Touching you? I'm sorry, the game's gone"
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I should get off Twitter and call it a night… but there’s just too much good content circulating.
I’ll have another whisky 🥃 - this one’s for you you, Paul.
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This is massive robbery of public funds, it is corruption and the met police should be able to prosecute ...
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.@BorisJohnson - have you even noticed how bad at his job @Gavinwilliamson is? We have an Education Secretary who sounded like he could barely be arsed when he was forced to answer serious questions about ventilation, bubbles & quarantine and the 1 in 20 children not in school
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Thoughts and prayers to Gina’s husband who has to stare down the fact that the ‘other man’ is a guy who definitely wore his school uniform voluntarily on non-uniform day
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I don’t wanna be that person but I don’t think that’s your son, something happened in that slide 💀💀💀
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In @afneil's opening monologue he promised GB News would not be a purveyor of fake news or promoter of "convenient but unchecked" statements. Apparently he's now only willing to make that commitment for his own show 🤔
I’m the flagship presenter. I did not say this. If another prez said it that’s for them to defend. I don’t agree with it. But @GBNEWS believes in free speech, even for presenters! It has nothing to do with hate. It’s just wrong (IMHO). You don’t have any examples of hate, do you?
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Flipped onto that channel to see if I could see any funny names being read out on air and caught Dan Wotsit having a moment of self-awareness
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I heard @ChrisMasonBBC on the radio doing the sausage story and fair play, I don’t know how you get through a package on this without laughing, especially the phrase ‘free movement of the sausage throughout the uk’