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TheFakeVaults

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Tweets from a ghost who died in a potato accident 300 years ago. Parody account not affiliated with the Market Place. All tweets are my own.

Joined February 2019
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Replying to @conkyan @ammejo1 @Reallyt91942018 @cydney0071 @ChurmLee @davidkurten @paulrey99
Just seen this on mumsnet. What do we make of this?
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Snowflake.
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Replying to @SpiderCicero @1777Roots @mariusknulst
@SpiderCicero @1777Roots @mariusknulst @Sydney483541
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Replying to @unguenta @seventiesicon @magicbu92001094 @theblogmire
@unguenta @seventiesicon @magicbu92001094 @theblogmire
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Replying to @neilwallis1 @vonderleyen
@Nigel100007 @neilwallis1 @vonderleyen
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Replying to @Mimi_Amma @SadiqKhan
Taken just this week.
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Replying to @Mimi_Amma @SadiqKhan
On the front page of all the shit rags, when the focus should be on the Met.
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Replying to @One_Standard
Plenty still out there. I think at this point they want lockdown to go on forever just so they can say we told you so.
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Replying to @WhatNowDoc @johntrew1 @Stinkhorn11 @dantmarks
@WhatNowDoc @johntrew1 @Stinkhorn11 @dantmarks
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Replying to @macemasters
We think we've found the missing teeth.
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