Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time. I have many leather bound books, and my apartment smells of rich Mahogany

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They don't like it up em COME ON YOU SPURS!
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If this isn't a red for Palmer the games gone and there's 100% an agenda.
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Gladiator TWO THE SEQUEL. A review. It's like someone took the original movie. Crammed it into a shot gun the fired it into a pile of horse shit.
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Watching Gladiator TWO THE SEQUEL. Seriously though, NOBODY asked for this shit. 🤣🤣🤣
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Stewards enquiry if my Daughter's pumping that she 100% made her self doesn't clean house at the school pumpkin competition 🤣🤣
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The person who authorized the toilet paper in motorway services has obviously never had a shit in their life.
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This is really quite fun and a welcome change up from Olive drab. @lnr_models
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I fear this could get out of hand very quickly 🤣
Desk lamp test. Went a bit sqiffy on the scaling needs to be 50% smaller dog. 🤣🤣 But the theory is there.
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Desk lamp test. Went a bit sqiffy on the scaling needs to be 50% smaller dog. 🤣🤣 But the theory is there.
What is this? A model desk for ANTS? New project, inspired by @lnr_models amazing work. Going to try and replicate a hobby desk based loosely on my own. Drawn alot of it up in CAD to 3D print and will scratch build alot too.
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What is this? A model desk for ANTS? New project, inspired by @lnr_models amazing work. Going to try and replicate a hobby desk based loosely on my own. Drawn alot of it up in CAD to 3D print and will scratch build alot too.
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These are the items. An obvious mug with brushes in and an airbrush holder. In their real life form.
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Here's Bob claiming that all of the jobs are going to immigrants, whilst also claiming they are feckless scroungers. Bobs also talking about a report by a right wing think tank that massively skewed the data and most of the "stolen jobs" happened when HE was immigration minister
NEW: 4 in 5 new jobs created in Britain since 2014 were taken by migrants. Reform will make it cheaper to hire Brits, paid for by a levy on migrant workers. It should not be controversial to put the British people first.
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Harry Potter and the apperatus of the state.
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky) retweeted
BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious with Zelenskyy because his Truth Social app is now "ruined" without all the Russian bots spamming endless AI videos of him as a superhero or Jesus, and his app now just shows real people complaining about how everything sucks.
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City are still and always will be cheating cunts. 👍 Literally zero respect.
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John Spartan you have been fined fifty credits for the use of profanity.
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Few odds and sods to tinker with /finish then it's on to the fun bit!
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Seriously though do these morons even think about what they're tweeting now or do they just spout the first bollocks that pops in their head? Jenrick, Suella and 30p Lee are Reforms most prominent gobshites for fuck sake. They're denser than a boxing day turd🤣🤣
The quisling Tory Ministers who betrayed our country must never be allowed to seize control again. They will say and do anything to do so. Smuggled in countless Afghans then boasted about it. They must be held accountable for what they did. Soon enough, they will.
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