Red Meatball

Women be like “I only consented to 4 fingers up my ass, not the whole fist.”

I was also raped by Russel Brand in 2007

When the BBB first dropped I had an odd thought and it’s been popping up in my head again lately. With the scale of the deportation operations we’ve witnessed the last two years 170 billion is completely unnecessary ICE budget. However, if the executive wanted a loyal domestic paramilitary force to utilize in an emergency situation (color revolution, stolen election, etc) that would make sense. ICE has been used in domestic emergencies before this isn’t unprecedented. What if this is Trumps private army?

Pete will never win because blacks are a necessary part of the democrat coalition and blacks hate the gays

“Women’s rights is my top issue.” **votes for Sharia law**

My wife when I told her I’m storming the Capitol

The most unrealistic part of Home Alone is the Chicago burglars being white.

Midterm Whitepill #5: even in blue areas the American public has made it clear that they fucking hate trans people

The root of the @DaveChappelle controversy is super obvious. Right wingers assumed he hated trans people because he was one of us, but in actuality it’s just because he was a normal black person.

There’s something about the British accent that completely breaks my gaydar. I absolutely cannot tell if a British person is gay or not.

Me after the Epstein debacle, Iran War, and midterm loss