I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really don't give a shit.

Joined November 2011
Uncle Charlie’s son retweeted
Patrice Evra, it’s going to be sad when he finds out his club, Man United, has become the new Netflix 😭🍿
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A big shift this week…
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Uncle Charlie’s son retweeted
Aged like fine wine.
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Uncle Charlie’s son retweeted
This scene aged well
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Uncle Charlie’s son retweeted
The funk soul brother
Carrick out now 😡😡
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Absolute poetry 📜🤌🏽
tüm bu 9-5 mesaimizin amacı yeterli paraya sahip olup bunlarla dolu bir yat kiralayıp tozlu haplı uçmalı kaçmalı bir hafta icraa edip müteakiben 7. günün şafağında yat güvertesinde gün batımında kalp krizi geçirip şehit düşmektir. arz ederim.
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Don’t talk when you eat 🤐☝🏽
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Uncle Charlie’s son retweeted
We will miss you Carrick. Today is your last game for sure. You would’ve won them the league if you started last season. Quote of the century 🤣🤣
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Sacked in the tunnel lol
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Do you have a GameCube? Yeah Do you have a gaycube? I said yeah HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
My friends were 6 asking, “do you lickadickaday?” wtf was that. wayward 90s kids.
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Mandem were saying Carrick’s at the wheel LOOOOOOOOL 🤣🤣😭😭😭 embarrassment
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Uncle Charlie’s son retweeted
Great to see Jeremy Clarkson upsetting all the little thin skinned wankers 🤣 Legend 👏👏👏
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Uncle Charlie’s son retweeted
Online is the worst thing to happen to gaming full stop. I miss having to go to my friends houses to play games with them
Online is the worst thing to happen to GTA.
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Pipo were doubting Isak LOOOOL but listen Liverpool could defo go 3 up and Brighton draw level
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Uncle Charlie’s son retweeted
Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED Ducks : In a fucking row Horses : HELD Eggs: In so many baskets Bigger Fish : Fried Ace : Up my sleeve 2 Birds : Stoned
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Uncle Charlie’s son retweeted
One of those evenings where you just need to enjoy a Chinese with the rain hitting the window and the fire going 😌
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Maybe top 6 tweets in the history of anything
Call me unc but there is genuinely zero benefit to going out over getting a Chinese and watching sports on a Saturday night with a few beers. So much better
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Uncle Charlie’s son retweeted
He fucking hates them 🇬🇧
🗣️ Jeremy Clarkson: 🇦🇷 "Colapinto ha recibido una penalización por ser argentino... probablemente. Bueno, yo le daría una penalización por eso" 💀 #F1 #USGP 🇺🇸
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Uncle Charlie’s son retweeted
‘How are you so focused under pressure?’ Me in 1995:
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Uncle Charlie’s son retweeted
The menu, Picture taken 15th August 1993. McDonalds Burger Restaurant and Fast Food Feature. (1993)
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