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Joined June 2022
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"Our competitive advantage as a software company? We use AI. This is how we're going to get ahead"
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cute couples costume idea for halloween
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Why are you... as a white male... worried about the deterioration of out country/culture... AND NOT DECORATING THIS HOLIDAY SEASON???
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Thousands of (mostly American) replies, so a quick follow-up. DEI in Canada doesn't mean hiring unqualified people. Quotas are banned under the Employment Equity Act, and every hire must meet the job's qualifications. 🧵….
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Real-life Canadian state ideology Radio Yerevan joke
No job in Canada requires you to not be a straight white man in order to be qualified. A very small share of postings are restricted to certain groups, and that's a fair thing to debate. But most are open to everyone, and every hire still has to meet the same qualifications.
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This video kills me every time because there's a whole lynx in the library, and that one kid will not turn around from Roblox for even a second
Please stop dangling me
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The modern economy is just an endless chain of rapes. Your shitposting HVAC guy has big expenses and because he has you by the balls, YOU get to pay for it today. "yeah that blower motor's gonna cost ya $1800 bud"
As a little goof I hide my tablet in my van until the very end of the call when it’s time to collect payment and signatures. I can see the light leave a customer‘s eyes when he understands he just paid for the overhead on 10,000 Google reviews
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The prices you pay are utterly disconnected from the value you receive. At minimum, you're paying for insane insurance and regulatory overhead. But typically you're paying the maximum someone can feasibly squeeze you for before you go through hell and back to find an alternative
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"The blower is $300 on Amazon. And you probably paid less" "Yeah, but I'm licensed, insured, and spend on marketing." "So? What can that plus an hour of your time be worth? Another $300?" "Yeah? Do you have someone you can call that will only charge you that?" "Fuck."
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Current state of cybersecurity: my mother just asked me if she should get a yubikey
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Replying to @wispem_wantex
I believe YAML-DSLs grow from bad assumptions: 1. Config is data, not code 2. We want to prevent clever metaprogramming of config 3. It's declarative 4. YAML is easy 5. Users can't handle "real code" Really only one positive: it's easier to programmatically modify YAML
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I don't think I could ever become catholic tbh... I really love the pope and I agree with the vatican councils, but I'll never accept the sacrament of telling everyone on twitter when I jack off
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not our first homo president, but maybe the best
Trump: Arnold Palmer was all man. This man was strong and tough. And I refuse to say it, but when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there and said, 'Oh my god. That's unbelievable.'
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"A member of the Knights of Malta has published his proposal for a pan-European international auxiliary language"
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