
RIP @LordeJones stacking chips on records crushing every single enemy
Badstreet, USA
Joined March 2011
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mom died on my birthday. a couple years later in the car with dad, the radio says there was a new p!atd album coming out on HIS birthday. he says 'worst thing to happen to anyone on their birthday' and then immediately turns to me with the most horrified face yelling IM SO SORRY
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My uncle was on drugs and anytime my granny wouldn’t give him $20, he’d pretend he was passing out and dying. So one day he came over looking real bad asking for money, my granny said no and he passed out like he always does but only this time he had actually overdosed.
My granny was telling him to get up and get out but he wasn’t moving so I jumped up and down on his chest, it made him wake up and throw up. He cussed me out for saving him from dying and asked me if I had gotten my allowance because since I brought him back to life I owed him. I was 8 😭😭😭
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I remember me and the homies stole the handshake after seeing this video
😭😭
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Type of shit your coworker shows you during the worst shift of your life and you have to fake laugh
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It’s over, y’all. “Belt to ass” has had its time. It’s been gentrified now. By people who have fortunately never felt a belt; nor have any ass.
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One of the Corgis in the #Panthers Corgi Race decided to go rogue. Group effort to take him down 😂
#KeepPounding
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DAVE CHAPPELLE: “Ever since that guy Charlie Kirk got murdered, and I shouldn’t say this publicly but…. I feel better.”
Sick.
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I’m pissing my pants laughing that Deuce Bigalow thinks he was briefed on a war
Replying to @JeffShipley77
After I was briefed, I was wrong about Iran War. We could not wait another hour.
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Si la lucha libre es falsa…
¿Cómo explicas esto?









































