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Joined May 2012
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
I put it on my arms and do this
how do you fold a fitted sheet? I just be throwing that mf.
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
AFTER IGNORING YOU FOR 20 MINUTES, YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW QUICKLY EMPLOYEES AT Lowe's ASSIST YOU WHEN YOU TRY AND START A CHAINSAW.
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
DC and Maryland smokers would stuff your turkey with funnel if you aren’t paying attention
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
On Microsoft Outage
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Here’s gameplay btw
i'll never forget the day when people discovered piglets big game was silent hill for babies this was so fucking funny
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
No, Twitter No quiero sincronizar mis contactos. Es más, si es posible, no quiero ni que sospechen que tengo Twitter.
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
Chud fatigue has fully set in. The cheap thrill of offending others can only distract you from your loneliness for so long, before you’re forced to reckon with how unsustainable it is to live in a belief system that proudly eschews all forms of basic human decency.
I have published my treatise on why young men returned to the Democratic Party en masse and it is this: After 10 years of Trump—and the administration’s constant appeals to garish Barstool-tinged masculinity—young men are tired of being talked to like they’re fucking idiots.
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
We real Twitter users don't care about having 0 likes It's our diary, not a social network
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This is INSANE btw. Are people really going to pretend like this is NOT a problem?!
The median US home sold for $417,500 in 2026, up 53% from $272,100 in 2019, per the National Association of Realtors.
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
the problem with getting a job is that it pays 2009 money in 2026 bro
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
This should be the end of Jeffries as speaker. The fact 11 dems missed this vote is Insane.
Kamlager-Dove on Hegseth Impeachment: We knew that this vote was coming, so people should have gotten their raggedy selves up these steps to vote. There is no reason why we should have lost this vote because of attendance issues. You know this man should not be in this position. That’s why he got up at 8 o’clock in the morning with his sorry self to plead to the American people. So shame on folks who are not here. Because these people lost. They lost, and they still found a way to show up to table this bill. Shameful.
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Nope i mean PEOPLE. You can make your own post talking about women if you want. Men thought taking up progressive politics was gonna get them hoes too and when it didnt they switched to red pill content. They def included in this trend.
>a lot of folks Brother let's be real here... It's not a random grouping of people... Almost entirely /middle class/ women...
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I am genuinely for the most part anti gender roles. I think they are genuinely stupid and most men and women are overly obsessed with them. I can see how ALL people in society view them falsely as anchors when life isnt going the way they want.
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The nigga old AF too step down
WASHINGTON (AP) — Sen. Chris Van Hollen of Maryland to challenge Chuck Schumer for Democratic leader, saying voters ‘called for change’.
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
WASHINGTON (AP) — Sen. Chris Van Hollen of Maryland to challenge Chuck Schumer for Democratic leader, saying voters ‘called for change’.
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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish retweeted
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Its like they want you to hate the woman
Luna Snow & Nightcrawler interaction. One of her cutest interactions so far
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Well in actuality it was made into law he didnt straight up just shut em down. You have to...... vote enough people in who agree with that view.
they can just... do that?
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lmaooooooooooooo
maybe dating isn’t for me after all 😭😭
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