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Scoish Velociraptor Maloish

@Requisitys
Joined May 2012
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dietnigga
@dietnigggaNov 10
I put it on my arms and do this
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@dejamarrrieNov 10
how do you fold a fitted sheet? I just be throwing that mf.
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Kevin Carter@wapimaskwa69Nov 14
AFTER IGNORING YOU FOR 20 MINUTES, YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW QUICKLY EMPLOYEES AT Lowe's ASSIST YOU WHEN YOU TRY AND START A CHAINSAW.
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🧙🏾White@4000yayNov 13
DC and Maryland smokers would stuff your turkey with funnel if you aren’t paying attention
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Sougat Chakraborty
@sougat18Nov 13
On Microsoft Outage
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SwagKirb@Swag_K1RBYNov 11
Here’s gameplay btw
taci (@taci_tacofling) profile picturetaci@taci_tacoflingNov 10
i'll never forget the day when people discovered piglets big game was silent hill for babies this was so fucking funny
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Ele 🌻@elenadesaa1999Nov 12
No, Twitter No quiero sincronizar mis contactos. Es más, si es posible, no quiero ni que sospechen que tengo Twitter.
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Satan
@s8nNov 13
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Vivian@suchnerveNov 12
Chud fatigue has fully set in. The cheap thrill of offending others can only distract you from your loneliness for so long, before you’re forced to reckon with how unsustainable it is to live in a belief system that proudly eschews all forms of basic human decency.
Luke Winkie (@luke_winkie) profile pictureLuke Winkie@luke_winkieNov 12
I have published my treatise on why young men returned to the Democratic Party en masse and it is this: After 10 years of Trump—and the administration’s constant appeals to garish Barstool-tinged masculinity—young men are tired of being talked to like they’re fucking idiots.
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fn@fnturkistNov 12
We real Twitter users don't care about having 0 likes It's our diary, not a social network
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Darvio Morrow
@DTheKingpinNov 12
This is INSANE btw. Are people really going to pretend like this is NOT a problem?!
unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) profile pictureunusual_whales
@unusual_whalesNov 11
The median US home sold for $417,500 in 2026, up 53% from $272,100 in 2019, per the National Association of Realtors.
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Tekee
@TekeeeNov 11
the problem with getting a job is that it pays 2009 money in 2026 bro
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Aurora Britt@Britt4rvaNov 11
This should be the end of Jeffries as speaker. The fact 11 dems missed this vote is Insane.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynNov 10
Kamlager-Dove on Hegseth Impeachment: We knew that this vote was coming, so people should have gotten their raggedy selves up these steps to vote. There is no reason why we should have lost this vote because of attendance issues. You know this man should not be in this position. That’s why he got up at 8 o’clock in the morning with his sorry self to plead to the American people. So shame on folks who are not here. Because these people lost. They lost, and they still found a way to show up to table this bill. Shameful.
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philip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_Nov 13
WASHINGTON (AP) — Sen. Chris Van Hollen of Maryland to challenge Chuck Schumer for Democratic leader, saying voters ‘called for change’.
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messed up replies🎄
@messeduprepliesNov 12
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evy 🐦‍⬛@magpieluvrNov 12
maybe dating isn’t for me after all 😭😭
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Ms Mendes
@berlizinhaNov 8
Please have hobbies in your 30s, so you don’t become overly focused on relationships, other people’s availability, or what’s missing in your life. Run, dance, read, travel, try new things, make friends, and fall in love with your own life. There’s so much more to experience.
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Kxng Meechie • Suburban Black@itskxngmeechieNov 12
Bro imagine. I’m helpdesk. Lady called in and asked if outlook was down. I said yeah Microsoft experiencing outages. She was like why didn’t yall send a blast email? ….. I just stayed quiet and like a minute later she was like I’m so sorry
TheDataBunny (@thedatabunny) profile pictureTheDataBunny
@thedatabunnyNov 12
They shut down all the data centers 😂
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SonicFox@SonicFoxNov 12
People are so stupid on these hookup apps man I swear lol Random dude “threatened” to blackmail posting my nudes online and thought ME OF ALL PEOPLE would be affected by that and now wants to try and “match fix” and win money over it. i am legit in tears
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Irfan@miles78yNov 12
Le mec « apolitique » quand la gauche passe au pouvoir
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𓆩 ᗢ 𓆪@Lodi_xcvNov 12
ضحككككككت
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