I don't know, man.

Joined April 2009
We'll always have Brandon Roy.
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You know, maybe this is just my last tweet.
Press Sec clarifies that Elon Musk will self-determine when there is a conflict of interest involving him and DOGE.
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This would actually be a pretty hilarious day for Bill Murray to experience on a loop, all things considered.
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I am laughing so hard I might actually tear a vocal cord
If you’re wondering when the next time a huge NBA trade is going to happen please consider that I am going to a concert tomorrow night. So expect it then.
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Who could have possibly seen this coming
Yet another point for Kaapo Kakko 🔥 He now has 15 points in 19 games since joining the @SeattleKraken.
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WHAT IS GOING ON THIS WEEK.
BREAKING: The Phoenix Mercury are acquiring Alyssa Thomas from the Connecticut Sun, sources told ESPN. Thomas, a perennial MVP candidate, spent her entire career in CT up to this point. She was cored by the team, meaning she could only leave via trade espn.com/wnba/story/_/id/435…
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Well, damn.
Blockbuster WNBA deal: The Seattle Storm are trading six-time All-Star Jewell Loyd to the Las Vegas Aces in a multi-team move that sends three-time All-Star Kelsey Plum to the Los Angeles Sparks, sources tell me, @ramonashelburne, @alexaphilippou, @kendra__andrews.
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This matchup is always such a treat to watch.
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A court storm and a field rush in the same year? I’m gonna have to up my alumni donation to help with some of these fines.
DOWN GOES NO. 6. Vanderbilt students storm the court as it takes down Tennessee, 76-75.
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This is a very Cowboys thing to do.
Cowboys are hiring offensive coordinator Brian Schottenheimer as their new head coach, Jerrry Jones tells ESPN. “Brian Schottenheimer is known as a career assistant,” Jones said. “He ain’t Brian no more. He is now known as the head coach of the Dallas Cowboys.”
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Wait, how did we fast-forward all the way through the Cup window to the part where trades slowly but surely erode the whole enterprise? It's like I'm Adam Sandler in Click, except with way more Derek Morris.
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The irony of Jack Drury being involved in this trade is not lost on me. xitter.cf/emilymkaplan/status/18…
The massive three way deal will involve sending Mikko Rantanen and Taylor Hall to Carolina, Martin Necas & Jack Drury to Colorado per sources. Chicago takes on 50% of Rantanen’s salary and gets its own third round pick back. @frank_seravalli on the trade first
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Mikko Rantanen is going to from Colorado to Carolina
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From Local Hero to World Champion.
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"They're playing for the WIN right here." Well, they're down six, so they can't exactly play for the tie.
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This reminds me of when the Broncos lost to the Colts in 2015. Just a constant, perpetual feeling of "Dude, come on. Seriously?" from start to finish.
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