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Joined April 2009
I am laughing so hard I might actually tear a vocal cord
If you’re wondering when the next time a huge NBA trade is going to happen please consider that I am going to a concert tomorrow night. So expect it then.
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quite possibly the gag of the century
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This TD was wild. 🤯 📺: CBS
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Crazy energy down here! #ForksUp #CFAPeachBowl
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A friend was showing me someone he wanted to shoot his shot with on IG and I just had to ask him if he thought those pictures of her at dinner in Greece was being taken by the ghost across the table?
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Greg Schiano called a timeout to ice Illinois before a 53-yard FG attempt. Illinois saw the kick had no chance, so after the timeout it decided not to kick the FG and go for it on 4th and 13. Then this happened.
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Does anybody need millions of dollars worth of supplements?
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The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction. They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones. The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”
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The NCAA Division I council voted Thursday to make Canadian Hockey League (major junior) players eligible for NCAA Division I hockey and those players may start to participate on NCAA Division I hockey teams effective August 1, 2025. Players may participate in the CHL (Ontario Hockey League, Western Hockey League, and Quebec Major Junior Hockey League) without jeopardizing their NCAA Division I hockey eligibility provided they were not compensated above actual and necessary expenses for their participation. The new eligibility for CHL players does not apply to NCAA Division III; CHL players are still ineligible for NCAA Division III hockey. @collegehockey
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If Vanderbilt makes an Alabama State Champions shirt I’m 100% buying it sorry.
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Congratulations to Vandy.
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VANDERBILT WINS AT AUBURN FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER TO BECOME BOWL ELIGIBLE 😤⚓ @VandyFootball
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Win as SP & save in same postseason series, since saves official (1969): 2024 WS Walker Buehler 2022 NLCS Ranger Suárez 2016 NLDS Clayton Kershaw 2014 WS Madison Bumgarner (2 wins) 1999 NLDS Kevin Millwood 1988 NLCS Orel Hershiser 1974 WS Catfish Hunter 1972 WS Jack Billingham
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We are heartbroken over the passing of Coach Abdur-Rahim. A tremendous man & leader with an infectious personality that was a shining light to all he encountered. Our thoughts & prayers are with his family, friends and everyone that he left a lasting impact on.
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THRILLED AND HORRIFIED BY THE PREMISE OF MORE BASKETBALL HERE
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Was genuinely stunned by how good Mirin’s reporting was in this book. There were so many big-picture things we’ve read and heard about Olajuwon over the years that were just flat-out wrong. She gets to the essence of who he is, like she does w all her subjects
Today is the day! My second book, “Dream: The Life and Legacy of Hakeem Olajuwon” is out today wherever you buy books 💜💜💜 : hachettebookgroup.com/titles…
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Tbt to Halloween when I went to my friend's house for a grown ups drinking wine party but there was more of a babadook vibe.
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