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Socialist and comic with a special interest in Brian Wilson

Texas, USA
Joined March 2021
This land would be healed if we could see Imagine Dragons on MTV unplugged but that moment has passed and all we have left are regrets
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That moment when you have to tell your kid the Flintstones died before Christ’s sacrifice and cannot enter God’s kingdom
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sure, a writer in 1955 could sell a short story for ten grand. but if he wanted to look at his phone he was completely fucked
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Replying to @Madeline_McCant
Actual socialism is fighting for locally owned grocery stores etc (which ime are usually on par with Lidl in terms of pricing but ymmv) and publically owned transport systems to allow ease of access. Socialism doesn’t have to give into corporations just bc it’s convenient.
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Imagine the alluvial fans the Big Rock Candy Mountains would form
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Ratatouille is such a great movie because it’s ruthlessly in favor of meritocratic inegalitarianism. “Anyone can cook,” not “everyone can cook.” The duty of Chef Linguini is to forfeit his arbitrary inherited status as a human and serve to elevate the deserving übermaus Remy.
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Co-Star is always like "you're doing your best" when you're reading about the history of phillip's head screwdrivers instead of filling out a job application
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they should make a pokemon game set in corpus christi, texas
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Morton salt delved too greedily and too deep
Morton salt is mined 2,000 feet below Lake Erie. And now the lake is leaking into the mine. The mine was evacuated, with no injuries. Do not expect the mine to reopen anytime soon. Or ever.
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venture bros upliftings
the hitler clip can’t be the only thing venture bros is known for. please.
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This is what being an ally looks like
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Iran before the Islamic Revolution.
Kim, Kylie, Kendall, Kourtney, and Khloe for Skims' Holiday campaign
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Strictly speaking he would be given 4 weeks to clarify his position on BDS, then he would attend a town hall and two meetings with the NPC where he would have a chance to clarify his positions, and then
DSA’s relationship to Stalin’s legacy is so funny bc- 1. Most of our Stalinists are doing his liberal popular front strategy (GW) 2. Stalin himself would be expelled from DSA for violating R22 (material support for Israel)
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from what I gather democracy is mostly about sending money to Israel
Chinesen zu erklären was eine demokratie ist, ist als würdest du nem Blinden erzählen was Farben sind
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They already did an ASOIAF adaptation where Tyrion is short but not ugly. For the sake of symmetry they should do one where he's ugly but not short
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I hate Gay Halloween what do you mean you're Gay Halloween
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I love light & air as much as the next guy but both sides of a conflict enumerating -- on the pedophile nazi site -- all the ways DSA is nonfeasant might be too much light & air, yk?
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Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel having a rival named Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel Is so fucking funny
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'every DSA member is a committed militant in the fight against capitalism and agrees with my exact politics. unfortunately they are also morons who somehow keep electing people to leadership who disagree with my politics'
DSA is such a paradox cuz it’s made up of 120k+ of the most militant & committed fighters against capitalism who are being led by the nose by a few dozen opportunistic Sectarians who are trying to lead us in to a sweeping fascist victory under the guise of “principled leadership”
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It's bad that a DSA chapter is trying to subvert R22 but really I think the org-wide failure to abide by R49 might have been the most damaging mistake DSA has made.
DSA is such a paradox cuz it’s made up of 120k+ of the most militant & committed fighters against capitalism who are being led by the nose by a few dozen opportunistic Sectarians who are trying to lead us in to a sweeping fascist victory under the guise of “principled leadership”
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