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Uchē

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Joined January 2022
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THE BALLON D'OR SAGA 🔥 🍿 WHO WILL WIN THE BALLON D'OR ? #BallonDor2026 #BallonDor
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Lionel Messi. The undisputed GOAT. A record-breaking eighth Ballon d'Or👑 #BallonDor
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Ronaldo isn't even the Greatest Goal scorer of all Time 😭😭
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🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Timo Werner gives his verdict on the Cristiano Ronaldo vs Lionel Messi GOAT debate! “RONALDO IS THE GREATEST GOALSCORER OF ALL TIME. “MESSI IS THE GREATEST PLAYER TO EVER PLAY THE GAME. “If I need someone to take a penalty in the 90th minute, I’m giving it to Ronaldo. “But if you want to see something REALLY, REALLY SPECIAL, and I’m not saying Ronaldo doesn’t do special things, if you want to see someone dribble past TEN PLAYERS and score in the top corner, YOU PICK MESSI.”
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Ronaldo isn't even the Greatest Goal scorer of all Time 😭😭
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🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Timo Werner gives his verdict on the Cristiano Ronaldo vs Lionel Messi GOAT debate! “RONALDO IS THE GREATEST GOALSCORER OF ALL TIME. “MESSI IS THE GREATEST PLAYER TO EVER PLAY THE GAME. “If I need someone to take a penalty in the 90th minute, I’m giving it to Ronaldo. “But if you want to see something REALLY, REALLY SPECIAL, and I’m not saying Ronaldo doesn’t do special things, if you want to see someone dribble past TEN PLAYERS and score in the top corner, YOU PICK MESSI.”
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Replying to @Iceeh6
Just don't die
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This makes absolute sense. Share this everywhere you can please.
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Can we push this case harder during this campaign period?
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Dortmund vs Elversberg is going to be a match to watch. I still believe Dortmund are going to win.
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Better player cost more??
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🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: Fermín López is valued at €110M, while Nico Paz is valued at just €80M! That's a €30M DIFFERENCE in market value! 😳💰
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Better player cost more??
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🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: Fermín López is valued at €110M, while Nico Paz is valued at just €80M! That's a €30M DIFFERENCE in market value! 😳💰
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Just Grind 🤝❤️
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Congrats to me. I just got a Mac and I’m not sorry I am doing this shirtless. The story is crazy, but I’d share a little. I bought this, even if I am still staying with my parents.I graduated last year from OAU,electelect. Not the best grades, but still no job, My parents were
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Congrats to me. I just got a Mac and I’m not sorry I am doing this shirtless. The story is crazy, but I’d share a little. I bought this, even if I am still staying with my parents.I graduated last year from OAU,electelect. Not the best grades, but still no job, My parents were
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Thank you @IkejaElectric for the light.. 3:45am to 3:57am Today own don go be that
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The biggest lie ever told in football: “Jude Bellingham is Zidane’s reincarnation.” 🤡 Nico Paz is the real Zidane replica. Don't let the PR fool you. 😭
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Benwise@benwhyzeeNov 5
Instead of the cookies to spoil, make belle burst. Congratulations bro More sales
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@Odiknacker1_Nov 4
Please, I've got cookies in my shop that's close to expiration so I've put them for sale at 50% discount I've already lost two cartons to the same issue, there's been no sales If you're in port Harcourt I'd really appreciate if you patronise me They cost 3600 but now 1800 🙏
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‼️HOT TAKE : EDER was the hero of Euro 2016 and not Cristiano Ronaldo.
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Okay my papa pursue me comot for house, I go still go back and him go accept me back But if Ronaldo go back to Portugal national team, Jorge Jesus go accept am back?😂
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"Ronaldo was chased out of Portugal" coming from someone wey him papa chase commot for house.
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FOUR TEAMS — No farewell. Ego is good, but too much of it will destroy you! 🫵
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If you see this, please retweet. INEC PLEASE WHERE AND WHEN CAN WE COLLECT OUR PVC???? THIS IS NOVEMBER!
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Replying to @Footballmartha
Just accept it, he was chased out
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