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She trynna figure out what’s wrong with that nigga 🤣
Chrisean Rock had to act fast after Chrisean Jr. was being PICKED ON by his cousin, August. 😳 “If you touch my son, I am gon’ pop you!”
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Please God destroy India
Saar cannot resist bob, even if it is Bob who has bob.
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It's difficult to describe how much of a stupid bastard you must be to want to opt out of bowel cancer screening. From someone who has been through it, use every opportunity to get checked.
Hubs just got an NHS bowel cancer screening kit unasked for. They waste about £15m a year on unreturned kits. 35% approx I phoned up at his request to opt out. They now have to send a letter for him to sign. Why are people not asked to opt in to this if they want it?
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dawg how retarded does your religion have to be to think music is evil ☠️
Qur'an heal your soul and mind
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Took his son to work to show them he gotta family to feed 💀 fair play
🚨Michael Carrick leaving Carrington with his son, Jacey. [@ManUtdMEN] #MUFC
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The cunt bought himself a defender but cant be arsed to buy us one
🚨 Jason Wilcox has now left Carrington, having arrived early this morning, per @DanyalHKhan. #MUFC
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Bro fuck his birthday man
Patrick Dorgu turns 22 today 🎂
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Since Take Care, I’ve been care-taking
Take Care October 24th
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Against everything but pedophilia 😂
BREAKING: Kano Hisbah Arrests Popular TikT0ker Amani Ishaq, Two Other Women Over Alleged ‘Immoral’ Dance Videos The Kano State Hisbah Board has arrested popular TikToker Amani Ishaq and two other women over allegations of sharing dance videos on social media that allegedly violate moral standards. The Deputy Commander of the board, Dr Mujahid Aminuddeen, confirmed the arrests in a statement on Saturday, October 24, 2026. The three women were identified as Amani Ishaq, Hauwa Khamis and Sa'adatu Muhammad. According to the statement, the suspects were arraigned before Magistrate Court No. 5 on Court Road, Kano. The board specifically accused Amani Ishaq of posting TikT0k dance videos allegedly considered contrary to proper upbringing and the teachings of Islam. Hisbah said the videos were offensive to public morality and inconsistent with the values it enforces in Kano State. The case is ongoing, with investigations continuing to determine the next course of action. Swipe to see the video clip.
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An average MRI machine cost $250,000 (375,000,000). Dayo Israel shared 7 brand new 2026 Prado SUVs at the cost of 165 million per unit which cost 1.1 billion ($825,000). Dayo Israel is the Chairman, federal medical center in Abeokuta, which is a specialist hospital with ZERO MRI machine. None at all. The 7 SUVs can purchase 3 MRI machines. Please vote out these wasteful losers in 2027!!
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It’s not entitled. I think it’s quite distasteful for millionaires to ask the public for money when they could definitely afford to pay for it themselves. Very distasteful.
People online are too entitled to other peoples money
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Cam a real nigga for dat..grown men don’t play dem kinda games
Adrien Broner gets KICKED OFF a podcast for being too FLIRTY 😳
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God is heavily with me. Driving along Calabar by pass road. This bird sighted us, flew to the road, landed in the middle of the road. When our vehicle approached, the power of God arrested this bird and it could not leave that spot again. I came down spoke few tongues and lifted it. For those who do not know this bird, this is the bird that cries at midnight and is commonly used by the forces of darkness for different assignments. ~Pst Edidiong Sylvester
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you're a very good person ☹️♥️
Almost died 8 year ago today. Dude OD’d while driving and hit me while I walked, pinning me to a tree. Thankful to still be here, thankful I fought tooth and nail to reduce his jail time as much as possible and replace it with 3 years of intensive inpatient rehab. Hope he’s okay
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Even at the peak of our powers during the Zidane era, when we won the 3-peat, we didn’t speak of any rivals this way. Football is a funny sport, Lmao.
Neal 🇦🇺
@NealGardner_Oct 21
I’m actually kind of glad we played PSG ahead of Madrid now. What we experienced in terms of intensity and application last night was leaps and bounds ahead of anything Madrid can and will throw at us.
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You are shocked that Dayo Israel is giving away TEN 2026 Toyota Prado SUVs of N160M each? Lol, if you had the slightest idea how much these politicians REALLY steal on a daily, you would almost run mad. The politicians themselves cannot believe their luck, how docile we are.
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YOU ARE A FAILURE OLD MAN. YOU HAVE ABSOLUTE NO BUSINESS BEING PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA. YOU WILL BE KICKED OUT COME 2027, AND I WILL PROUDLY BE A PART OF THE PROCESS. YOU CAN'T CONTINUE MORTGAGING THE FUTURE OF NIGERIANS.
Kaduna, thank you for the overwhelming welcome today as we flagged off our APC 2027 Presidential Campaign. Three years ago, you gave me the privilege of serving as your President. Today, you filled this city again, hundreds of thousands of you from across the North, and I felt the warmth of your support. It was good to return with Vice President Kashim Shettima @officialsksm and our wives to a city that carries so much of our nation’s history. I remembered the founding leaders who gathered here before independence and prayed that Almighty Allah grants them forgiveness and eternal peace. Then I spoke to you plainly, because you have heard enough speeches. My opponents talk about hunger and poverty. I asked the crowd today who created these problems. They did. We are the ones working to eradicate them. The subsidy racket, fraudulent invoices and fuel smuggling are firmly behind us, and there is no going back. We confronted what we inherited with courage and political will, and we are building an economy that rewards hard work and creates opportunities for our people. I know the road has been hard. I hear you. Your sacrifices will not be in vain, and I will not rest until the progress we are making is felt in your homes, your businesses and your pockets. Our progressive governors are building roads, hospitals, schools and markets across their states, supported by increased revenues from the reforms we undertook. Salaries are being paid regularly, and development is taking shape. I am proud of what they are delivering for our people. On January 16, 2027, come out with your PVCs and give Vice President Kashim Shettima and me the mandate to finish what we started. Your future is in your hands, and your fingerprints at the ballot will help determine it. Thank you, Governor Uba Sani @ubasanius, for a befitting start to our campaign. Thank you, Kaduna, for standing with us once again. #RenewedHopeInKaduna #TinubuShettima2027 #RenewedHope2.0
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Over ₦1bn spent on 2026 Prado SUVs for APC youths. Peter Obi said he’d cut cost of governance, and Wike calls him stingy.
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