Est. 1994. reverend. entrepreneur.
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MourningWood retweeted
The Boston Tea Party happened when the tax went up by a small percentage.
It will be exactly 250 years on December 16th, 2023
Today, 30% of your paycheck goes to the government. Then you pay a tax for everything you buy and property taxes every year for what you own. – at Connecticut, USA
MourningWood retweeted
The best way to accurately describe my political views is that my hippy friends call me a redneck and my redneck friends call me a hippy – at Connecticut, USA
A couple weeks ago I had a 59 year old take a look at my handlebar mustache & say “I haven’t had a nice mustache ride in awhile”
I laughed my ass off 😂
There hasn’t been a schedule for back of house/kitchen for months at my job, Everyone just shows up when they’re available & it’s been working just fine 😂
coughing while you have lungs full of smoke must be what getting throat fucked by the devil feels like
Simple as that 😂 it’s funny seeing people in their 60’s who still think they’re as young & agile & strong as someone in their 20’s/30’s
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Skip to the last 30 seconds. He said I’ll break your leg right now 😂
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When someone posts about the same dude being missed every year but you know he was really a woman beater behind closed doors & the world is a better place without him 🥴
I never anticipated the benefits of working for a gay man. This man won’t let me pay for a single meal, or beer, and he just gave me a drinking helmet & called me cute 😂
MourningWood retweeted
Y'all remember when that Switchfoot song was the heaviest song you'd ever heard? Shit damn near turned me Christian.
MourningWood retweeted
Thinking about the homeless man in Austin who I used to pay $15 to watch my car while I went out and one night I came back and all the cars around mine were broken into except mine and he was sitting on my hood and said “I ain’t let em touch this one miss Kenzie!!!”