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Joined October 2010
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NEIGHBOR: That's the best haunted house I've seen. Terrifying Halloween decorations! ME: [scattering body parts in the yard] Halloween?
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[kisses daughter goodnight] Sleep tight. "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Amazon. "Why's it take 9 months?" Shipping. Go to sleep.
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For my birthday today I'll remind you The Ellen Show posted my tweet for Joe Biden's birthday, but cropped out my name.
Happy birthday, Uncle Joe! I think this is my favorite meme of you. @VP @JoeBiden
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call me old fashioned but I think any woman that can do math is a witch.
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Reverend Scott retweeted
I redesigned Calculator. You're welcome.
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I understand very few of the words in that post.
Dead by Daylight has removed TheBurntPeanut’s free DLC following backlash They admitted the “WE CAN TAKE THE HEAT!” response escalated the situation and will change how staff work with creators
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Ur favorite Pitbull song tells a lot about ur friends. For example; if u have a favorite Pitbull song u probably don't have any friends.
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how to ask out a girl: 1. approach girl 2. wait slow down 3. um, u passed her 4. this is a vending machine 5. ok mini donuts are good too
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I'm Star-Lord, man.
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@noog I see you creepin. Might as well come back in December so your avatar green hood looks like it was for the Doomsday release.
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Reverend Scott retweeted
If three kids in your son’s class dress as Spider-Man, you are legally required to take this photo.
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I'm about to risk it all
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I love halloween time 🎃👻🐱: - lots of candy 🍬🍭🍫 - scary costumes👯👺👽 - party with friends 🍕🎉🍻 - a mask hides my crying 😢😭🤡 - spooky movies🎬📽️💀😲
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halloween treats, from worst to best: 7. candy corn 6. tootsie roll 5. skittles 4. mini candy bar 3. full candy bar 2. money 1. margaritas
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[office Halloween party] Nice costume, Carl. "I'm not wearing a-" You a gross monster? "No, I'm-" BETTY, COME SEE HOW GROSS CARL LOOKS
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"Look at me, I've got girl boobs." - RIP Patrick Stewart
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God: Welcome to Heaven. Would you like me to show you to your Captain's chair? Sir Patrick Stewart: Make it so.
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What a heartbreaking week it has been. Sir Patrick Stewart was a friend, a colleague, and a magnificent actor. From the stage to the bridge of the Enterprise, he brought intelligence, grace, and a deep sense of humanity to everything he did. Captain Picard stood for the best of us, and so did the man who played him. I was filled with affection and admiration for him and his work. My heart goes out to Sunny and his family. He will be deeply missed.
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Reverend Scott retweeted
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Reverend Scott retweeted
This interview makes me miss Season 1 of Mindhunter so much. RIP to that show.
In 1973, college girls in Santa Cruz would get into a stranger's car and spend the ride guessing what the killer looked like. The driver was the killer. His name was Ed Kemper. Students had been warned to accept rides only from cars with a university sticker. His mother worked at UC Santa Cruz, so he had one. He was 6 foot 9, and his IQ had tested at 145. At 15 he shot and killed his grandparents. He was released at 21, against the advice of the hospital's psychiatrists, and in November 1972 his juvenile record was erased. By then he had already killed three times. The day after he killed a 15-year-old girl named Aiko Koo, he sat in front of a panel of psychiatrists for a parole check. They found no reason to consider him dangerous. He had wanted to be a cop, but he was rejected for being too tall. So he drank with cops instead, at a bar across the street from the courthouse, and asked them how the investigation was going. Kemper says a detective once came to his house to take away a gun he wasn't supposed to have. The loaded .22 he had used in the murders was under the front seat of his car. A purse, a book bag and the IDs of his last two victims were in a box in his bedroom closet. The detective left thinking he was a nice, helpful guy. In the video below, recorded in prison in 1984, Kemper tells these stories himself. In April 1973 he killed his mother and her best friend, then called the Santa Cruz police from a phone booth in Colorado to confess. They thought it was a joke and told him to call back later. He asked for death by torture and got life instead. He is 77 now and was denied parole again in 2024. Psychiatrists, cops and the girls in his passenger seat all looked at him and saw nothing. Who was supposed to stop him?
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