@Rexacp

Memes & dark humor only

Joined September 2014
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A bomb squad was checking a suspicious backpack, & this random dude got fed up with waiting 😳
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IF YOU WERE WONDERING WHO I THINK SHOULD BE THE NEXT JAMES BOND🍸
Kalshi Film
@Kalshi_Film22h
Odds Jack Lowden is the next James Bond hit record high
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Callum Turner still looks like the front runner based on that poll, Ng him being James Bond and married to Dua Lipa would be the biggest W ever
Kalshi Film
@Kalshi_FilmOct 24
Amazon has reportedly completed multiple screen tests for the next James Bond, with Jacob Elordi and Jack Lowden among those tested Jack Lowden odds are at an all-time high.
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Shane Gillis is hilarious.
Shane Gillis
@ShanemgillisOct 23
The Weathermen @Kalshi
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“When you realize your sibling got more seeds… ” No words needed. Just pure, unfiltered avian rage. This yellow legend is living his best (and most dramatic) life. Never change, king.
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he cares so earnestly 😭😭 the way he keeps checking to see if his friend has had any yet 😭😭😭
The Pets 𝕏
@ThePetsXMar 4
Cat brought his favorite toy to the bowl so they could eat together
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When you tell women strangling children is illegal.
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My broke ass stuck in traffic while a Tesla Roadster casually flies over me 😭💀
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24-year-old me finding out it can do more than just cum
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Good thing I have a beast pc waiting for it and a ps5 pro on deck for when it comes out
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 13
GTA 6 will reportedly release on PC within the first 3 months of 2027. (Source: gamesbeat.com/grand-theft-au…)
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A woman's life finish at 28. A man's life start at 28. Few will understand.
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women get horny when: 1. ovulating 2. when you smell good 3. after a deep conversation 4. after spending quality time with you 5. when they like the way your voice sounds 6. you kiss her forehead, then look into her eyes 7. when they admire your arms/hands/veins 8. you hold eye contact a little longer 9. you pull her close with confidence 10. when they feel emotionally safe 11. when they actually like you 12. about to start their period it’s rarely just about s3x s3x s3x but about how you make her feel.
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A seagull is accidentally hit by a tennis ball during a game in Australia.
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A 9-year-old boy sneaked out of the house, stole his grandmother's SUV, went for a drive, and then crashed it.
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That one virgin girl with zero body count who loves you unconditionally, isn't greedy and cares for you and always supports you. Sad that most men will never find such a girl.
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“I fed, bathed, and clothed you” was I supposed to do that shit myself at the ripe age of 1?
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One of the greatest scenes in Spider-Man history.🕷️
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Kalshi
@KalshiOct 1
JUST IN: Tobey Maguire is the Spider-Man actor most likely to reprise his role in Avengers Doomsday.
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a woman caressing & scratching ur face with her nails like that increases ur lifespan by at LEAST a year
Redd
@ReddCinemaSep 26
kissing her & then leaning his head on her shoulder…
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Mind you Olivia went number one with more than 150k lol
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Talk of the Charts
@talkofthechartsSep 30
Taylor Swift is projected to spend at least 11 weeks at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 2026, per @Kalshi markets. She has spent 5 weeks at #1 so far.
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