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why would i pay $8 to get a blue check if i could put a rat next to my name for free???
i’m calling on everyone to join me in becoming #RatVerified
what the fuck is a really thick pair of underwear
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Everyone, understandably, loves the “fold in the cheese” scene from Schitt’s Creek. But no one ever seems to remember the punchline of that scene, where Moira panics and yells, “David, what does burning smell like?!”
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me looking at twitter: this feels like the end of toy story 3 when all the toys accepted their deaths as they approached the incinerator
my wife: what the fuck are you talking about
For anyone interested in the environment of shame/repression I was raised in, my mother just said, of her 8-month old grandchild, “He better not be looking at Pinterest, he’s a boy!”
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There’s an ethereal almost religious energy coming from this photo of a pregnant guinea pig getting an ultrasound
Love love love the perspective and empathy Bo shows here. May we all be this generous. It’s so much more productive and curious to say, “Okay, but why are they like that?” instead of “Pfft, can you believe they’re like that?”
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the kind of leader I aspire to be
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How's my day going? I just read "enzyme" out loud as "enzy me" so the next 12 hours are looking pretty rough.












